ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

AnonymousKiwi

[cranekin]

if you had to fight anyone here for 1 million kryptos who would you fight?

[vivisexual]

You didn't say we have to win to get the money so

I would pick Mr Tezcatlipoca

@anonymous hedgehog

[misclassed]

You could win that. Just pick him up and throw him. It's not hard.

[vivisexual]

isn't he a god???

[misclassed]

Wearing a mortal body. "Made it himself" and everything.

[vivisexual]

But he still has some of his powers. I know because he asked me about organ removal.

[misclassed]

So? Practically everyone and their mother has powers here.

@kon, text.

[shadowban]

[ not anon for this at all: ]

my father. however the fight ends up, i win and he loses.

@anonymouscat

[intertwinedfates]

for a million? anybody but Bakugo

he'd be a pain to win against

@anonymousninja

[soft_shelled]

This is tough. I mean easy pickings would be like, Silco or Yato?

But a challenge you have a vast array of choices.

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[He's so forgetting to anon for this.]

"easy pickings"?! you put me on the same level as SILCO??

I'M A GOD, DAMMIT!!

[soft_shelled]

[lol, lmao. Sorry Yato.]

Gods aren't real.

[intertwinedfates]

[Wha-- notdisshittoagain]

there's several of us here, you nincompoop! I'm gonna smite you!!

[soft_shelled]

What are you gonna do with that so called smiting? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.

[Yes, he just changed a meme for this.]

@anonymousrat

[zauneyete]

I think people sometimes forget that i killed a god.

[ OK he's given up the anon thing we know who he is ]

[soft_shelled]

Congrats, you killed a concept created by humans to explain stuff that science explains better.

[zauneyete]

I don't really care about your opinion on God's, but you cannot discount the power they hold.

[soft_shelled]

It's not an opinion, it's a fact.

And what power, the lot of them i know of here are pathetic.

[Considering his data pool is Yato and Eresh, not the best examples.]

[vivisexual]

I can't speak for anyone else but I didn't forget I just hadn't heard?

[zauneyete]

Oh, yes.

I killed Tezcatlipoca's brother.

[ just crau things ]

[vivisexual]

Does Mr Tezcatlipoca know? I thought you worked for him.

un: forgery

[misclassed]

Aventurine. Give him half and he'll probably let you win easy!

[stonehearts]

If I'm losing I'll want more than half, but yes

[misclassed]

It's that or an ass kicking. I think your dignity's worth half a sword, right?

@macarons, text—

[rikugan]

ill fight any of the gods for free~