ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[vivisexual]

But if I had to pick, in an objective sense....

I think I'd say miss Jinx for the ladies and either Dr Ratio or Choso for the guys. It's harder to choose since there's way more men on the team for some reason.

[powderkegs]

[ huh. wasn't expecting that. ]

choso's a good pick. but jinx? really?

[vivisexual]

Yes! Jessica and Ereshkigal are also appealing but I'd call them cute more than sexy.

But Jinx has the vibe of someone who would commit a felony with or for you, which I think is more sexy than cute. Plus she has an attractive face and pretty hair.

[powderkegs]

[ jinx leans back, reading this message. she's never really considered the opinions of others in regards to her looks. her personality is offputting enough that she has no illusions there.

she knows she'll never be liked. never be loved. oh, she is loved but she is branded too. like a chokehold around her neck.

so. it's strange. ]

she does have rocking hair. it's sooo long.

[vivisexual]

It is!!

I've only met her once, but my first impression of her was that she seems like a lot of fun. She reminds me of my friend Darumi but a bit more put together.

[powderkegs]

woah less put together than jinx???

unreal 🤪🤪🤪

[vivisexual]

Yeah she's a bit of a mess! But she's always trying her best. I don't think she had the best home life, so I don't really take her more troublesome behavior seriously.

[powderkegs]

pretty sure we all have sucky home lives.

it's sooo common here.

[vivisexual]

Not to brag, but I actually quite like my family.

For being a family of assassins we all got along quite well.

[powderkegs]

you should brag!!

own that nice family life!!

[vivisexual]

But wouldn't that upset the people who have terrible family members?

[powderkegs]

fuck em.

live your truth.

[vivisexual]

Well that's fair. I do agree with that sentiment.

I'm grateful for my mother and father and siblings being the way they are! I hope I get to see them again someday.

[powderkegs]

Awww.

I'm sure you will 😊