ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[powderkegs]

oh you haven't gone that far with him? my bad, i thought you knew.

are you second last? which place are you in?

[shadowban]

you asked who's the sexiest, not who we've had sex with. if you're this bad at phrasing questions you probably shouldn't be asking anyone anything.

[powderkegs]

sweetie, you are DEAD LAST in figuring things out.

i mean your sexy man is denser than a pile of rocks. but if that's hot for you, go off those rocks. make sure you have diagrams though. i don't think he can read.

[shadowban]

[ having personally tutored yuji and knowing yuji sometimes counts with his fingers— ]

i'm smart enough for the both of us. what, you're not confident enough in yourself to like someone different from you?

i've met geniuses. they're assholes. if that gets you hot and bothered then there's something wrong with you.

[powderkegs]

[ oh, he really gave himself away. down for the puppy huh? well, it's ammo for her either way. ]

the romance anon post is down below. i think you might be lost, lover boy.

[shadowban]

so it's just physical for you. i understand. you're a shallow person who doesn't find integrity attractive.

[ if even ryomen-sukuna's abhorrent violations to his mind and body can't nudge megumi's steadfast belief that itadori yuji is the best person to ever exist in the entire universe, nothing will. ]

[powderkegs]

[ sighs. ]

can he spell integrity.

would that make you orgasm.

[shadowban]

if he tried for me, yeah. why not. effort is hot, too.

[powderkegs]

at least you're honest.

but you're definitely in the wrong place for sexy stuff.

[shadowban]

so now you're the sex police too? i didn't vote for you.

[powderkegs]

i made the thread, my rules.

make your own.

[shadowban]

you commented on someone else's post. not yours.

[powderkegs]

nope, still mine.

now buzz off before i photoshop you fucking a puppy. which is basically your whole deal.

[shadowban]

oh, sorry. here, to soothe your ass:

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[powderkegs]

[ screenshots it for later ♥ ]

@anonymousspider

[vivisexual]

Are... Are police officers elected positions where you're from?

[shadowban]

some of them, sometimes. if the population is small enough they have to oblige someone to take the role.