@shiro

[cranekin]

Did you know there's a museum not far from this base? You can see quite a few treasures on display. I went back for the first time in a long time. Imagine my surprise when I realized one of those treasures was missing...

It doesn't matter if it's a grave, a shrine, or the emperor's treasure chest... thieves will really steal from any place, huh? I wonder what else is lost in this world...

Ah, well, where ever I am, I'm sure I'll be surprised.

( Suddenly he's talking about himself? For those who know him, it makes perfect sense. )

Anyway, what treasures are in your world? If you can tell me a good story, I might give you a surprise.

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[nutkick]

[ 😒 ]

i guess you're spreading lies on the network out of boredom or something ...

[cranekin]

What? It's true!
I really am stolen in this world.

But I don't know if the ransom is enough.

[nutkick]

i'm confused.

[ TELL HIM THE SWORD LORE. ]

[cranekin]

Hmm
Should I start from the beginning?
You know I'm a sword, Denji-kun and even if we're from different worlds, I'm still from Japan.
If we're in Japan now... there must be a "Tsurumaru Kuninaga" in this world, too.

[nutkick]

and that version of yourself has been chilling in a museum this entire time?

... woah.
that's kinda spooky.

[cranekin]

Well, that's what the museum claims.
But do you want to know a secret?

[nutkick]

always.

[cranekin]

There is no Tsurumaru Kuninaga at the museum.

[nutkick]

so, you are bored and spreading lies ...

[cranekin]

I'm not!
Ah, let's see...

You know by now, there are many different worlds but some of those worlds have similarities.
For example, in my world, I'm from Japan.
In your world, you're from Japan.
And in this world, we're in Japan.

There are three different Japans but they're all still Japan.
Do you understand so far?

[nutkick]

[ squints. ]

ok, so-
the version of yourself in this japan is taken. but that won't affect you, right?

[cranekin]

Don't worry.
As long as my sword is fine, I'll be fine.

[nutkick]

[ BUT ITS BEEN TAKEN??

his head hurts ..... ]

i think you're being way too calm, but i'll trust you.

[cranekin]

Are you worried, Denji-kun?

[nutkick]

of course i am.
i don't want you to get hurt.

[cranekin]

If I was in trouble, could I count on you?

[nutkick]

hell yeah.
i'll chop their arms off, too.

[cranekin]

I see!
I'm not worried because I'm in such good hands.
If I need anything, I'll be sure to let you know, Denji-kun.

[nutkick]

[ what a good mom ... ]

deal.

[cranekin]

Good.
Now.
I think you're forgetting something.

[nutkick]

is it about the treasures?
my world is so shitty. we have nothing.

sorry, but that's the truth.

[cranekin]

Nothing at all?

[nutkick]

hmm ...



i still have pochita.
he's my best friend.

[cranekin]

Then tell me about Pochita.

[nutkick]

[ where to begin ... ]

he's the chainsaw devil. we found each other when we needed help the most, and ever since, we have stayed together.
i saved his life, and years later, he saved mine by giving me his heart.

[ no need to share the gruesome and miserable details. more importantly- ]

if something bad happens, i told him to look out for everyone i care about.
so-
you can count on him to keep you safe, too.