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[vivisexual]

[In a picture perfect seiza, Yugamu waves politely to start the video.]

Hello, everyone! I've spoken to a few of you already, but I wanted to try and make a more professional first impression!

[Putting his hand down primly on his lap, and smiling brightly in a way that could not possibly prepare you for what he's about to say;]

My name is Yugamu Omokage, and while I'm a professional assassin, currently, my goal is to become a doctor! If anyone has any tips on how to best further my education, I'd love to hear it! That said, if any of you are personally offended by Dr Spim's conscientious bedside manner like Mr. Silco, I'm happy to provide an alternative, I have lots of hands on surgical experience!

[This absolutely needless shot at Silco is offered completely blithely like it's funny to him, rather than a genuine mean spirited critique of the man.]

The other thing I'd like to ask after is information about the kaiju. I know there's some on public record, but I'm curious to get more personal accounts, particularly if anyone else has tried taking them apart or tested any toxins on them!

In any case, I look forward to working with all of you! My previous monster killing experience was with people my age so I hope to learn a lot here.

Comments

[vivisexual]

[Yeah uh.]

That sounds like how you'd approach a dating application, not a general communication platform?

I find people tend to get angrier if you lull them into a false sense of security before telling them you kill people, personally.

[byoukyu]

I guess in that case, it's better to get it out of the way.

Alright, fine.
How about a change of topic, then?

What made you want to become a doctor?

[vivisexual]

I think the human body is fascinating! There's just something so intimate about opening someone up, you know?

Besides, I've spent a lot of time taking lives, isn't it only fair I offset that if I'm walking away from the family business?

[byoukyu]

😨
I think I get it...

(What a way with words.......)

I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty familiar with a lot of doctors so I'll see what I can do to help.
What kind of experience do you have?

[vivisexual]

All unofficial, hands on experience. I've got plenty of practice doing surgical removals lately.

[byoukyu]

Alright, I gotta ask.
What exactly did you do before you came here?

[vivisexual]

I was one of 15 students chosen for the special defense unit, humanity's last defense against the invaders attempting to wipe us all out.

[byoukyu]

(You know, considering where he's from, this honestly isn't the weirdest thing he's heard. Like, who is he to judge given his own history and that of his comrades back home?)

Invaders? You mean like other people or the "from space" kind?