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[lovebombing]

I have a thought experiment for you all! Something to spark the brain juices

There are two magic bags

One bag will produce any sandwich you want, anytime you want

The other will produce any burrito you want, anytime you want

You may choose one

If you choose the sandwich bag, you can never have a burrito again. If you choose the burrito bag, you can never have a sandwich again.

Which do you choose?


(For some extra help, fam. Things to consider!)

Are hotdogs sandwiches? Is an open-faced sandwich "a sandwich"? Is an eggroll a burrito? Which bag do quesadillas come out of? What's a veggie wrap?

Also, could you make the argument that a pizza an open-faced sandwich?

Comments

[gyve]

It was very bland
I'm no longer interested

( the sandwich broke him )

Burrito is the only choice here

[lovebombing]

What if I made you a sandwich. I promise it will be good!

What burritos have you had anyways

[gyve]

You and your sister are very generous
Don't go to all that trouble for me
My answer won't change

I had a burrito with hog meat rice hot peppers and refried beans
There was green stuff that tasted fresh
Advocate
And they put a yellow fruit in the salsa which I was skeptical of but it tasted good
I don't know what the fruit is called
It was tart and a bit sweet
Felt like I got a punch to the jaw

Do you like burritos

1/2

[lovebombing]

[my]


[sister?]





[wait what. oh my aeons. OH MY AEONS. OH WOW. THIS IS BETTER THAN HE EVER DREAMED. HOLY SHIT.]

2/2

[lovebombing]

Oh wow you met my sister huh

Maybe I should call her over then. She WAS talking about some cute boy she met a while ago but who knowssssss


I think that's an avocado and a pepper my fine friend. Peppers are spicy!

I think burritos are just fine. You can even make them desserts if you want

[gyve]

( ... "Cute boy?" Stares at himself in the reflection of the ambulance's window as his partners strap a violent patient to a gurney. His eyes sport purpling bags heavier than the medikit duffel slung over his shoulder, and his hair is tied back in a haggard ponytail.

Who the fuck— )

That's alright
You don't have to do that just give her my regards
She helped me with food names too so the resemblance persists in your mannerisms
Avocado and pepper
I'll remember that

What would a dessert burrito have in it
I'm not fond of anything very sweet

[lovebombing]

[Yeah, you idiot, that's you! YOU'RE the cute boy! It's you!!!!]

We're just your helpful neighborhood people hehe

But she's way more charismatic than me (DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT)

Chocolate spread, honey, nuts, icing, you name it

[gyve]

Uh
I won't

Aren't these things public

( yes, yes they are... which means this idiot's assumption that Sampo has a hot sister is able to be read by all. )

My face hurts just thinking about all that though
Do you have a favourite dessert
Don't tell me it's cafe cupcakes

[lovebombing]

Well


I'll just have to distract her


Oh, no! It's ice cream!

[gyve]

I haven't tried ice cream yet
There are many flavours aren't there

Do you recommend one

[lovebombing]

Hmmmmm

Party cake. It tastes like birthday cake! And it has sprinkles!

[gyve]

Oh
I'll trust your judgement then but it sounds intense

This is odd but are you also in redemption
That must make you smart right
Usually the book readers wind up in that group

[lovebombing]

Buddy if sprinkles are intense I'm kind of concerned about your life

Yes! I am! And. Really? I didn't know we were considered the smarties...

I mean I have business acumen like my good old sister does but I'm not some kinda professor!

[gyve]

Concerned how
We don't have food like that back in my world

Do you two work together

[lovebombing]

There's stuff that will kill you outside of sprinkles. Like. Have you ever had a spicy curry before I think your head will explode

Eh. Not really I mean! We're kind of competitors, too. She does like to take stuff that's not hers because she can she's that kind of lady