[TEXT] @CURSE - dated 03-20-79

[gimu]

[ It starts suddenly, a POV-shot in a Kyoto Base room, focusing on a troupe of jewel-bright hummingbirds staring out at the viewer from their flowerpot-nest suspended from the ceiling by strings. ]

Today is an important day.

[ That seems to be Choso’s voice, delivering news unto this tiny flock of an audience. A big finger wiggles into the shot to poke a brightly green bird-drone on the beak. It chirps in annoyance as the shot swings wide and away.

Look. Behold: pink-headed Itadori Yuji, tying his shoes, minding his own business and blissfully unaware of the day’s reveal. ]

It is Yuji’s birthday today.

[ A pair of hands lift into view and begin to clap, slow and somber. ]

Happy 17th, Yuji. Congratulations. Good work. Excellent job.

Comments

@macarons, audio—

[rikugan]

Can you both quit bitchin'? This is supposed to be a celebratory post.

[hachikai]

Mind your own business.

[rikugan]

This is my business.

[hachikai]

I'm sure it is. You only have the two pupils left, don't you?

[rikugan]

Why? You gonna shit your pants if more show up?

[hachikai]

Butting into my conversations and such, I'm tempted to believe you've already soiled yours.

[rikugan]

If you don't want me buttin' in, then maybe don't do it someplace I can see.

[hachikai]

Such as the spot right behind your spine?

[rikugan]

I'll be more than happy to snap yours in half, if you ask reeeaal nicely.

[hachikai]

What, you want to tickle me again? Didn't you get enough when I arrived?

[rikugan]

Hah! If we weren't so fuckin' rudely interrupted, you'd be dead right now.

[hachikai]

They saved your hide and this is how you show thanks? Interesting.

[rikugan]

I've said it once, I'll say it again. There is no chance you're winnin' against me again.

[gimu]

Go bite each other elsewhere, while you’re at it.

Listening to the both of you in my one head is too much. Begone.

[hachikai]

I'll remember those words and carve them upon your grave.

[rikugan]

[ the fetus is right. why argue over the network when he can just find sukuna and fight him in person?

see you in like 0.1s bitch. this is 100% gonna be a repeat of the tdm. ]

[hachikai]

[ bring it on you aura farming sugar fiend ]

[gimu]

[ a noise, like he really wants to argue, but Gojo Satoru is right. galling as it is to admit, Gojo Satoru is right, and this is not the time or place.

ugh. ]

The purpose of this post has not changed, but very well.

[rikugan]

If you can't help it, then at least take it to private. Or have you not learned how to do that yet?

[gimu]

I know how.

[ it’s just… a hassle… perhaps the biggest reason he hasn’t bothered yet. ]

Fine, fine.

[rikugan]

Don't be such a baby about it.

[gimu]

No.

[ as if to say: it’s just for you, he’ll be a baby about it for you alone, Gojo Satoru ]

[rikugan]

[ someone is due for a good ol' fashioned noogie. ]

In your best interest, I advise you stay the hell away from him.

[gimu]

[ n-nooo, mr gojo-san ]

I know. I’m not seeking out his company. I’m fine over here, far away from him.

[rikugan]

[ atta boy. ]

Keep it that way. Yuji wouldn't want you getting killed for picking a fight you can't win.