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脹相 Choso ([personal profile] gimu) wrote in [community profile] synnet2025-03-21 10:26 am

[TEXT] @CURSE - dated 03-20-79

[ It starts suddenly, a POV-shot in a Kyoto Base room, focusing on a troupe of jewel-bright hummingbirds staring out at the viewer from their flowerpot-nest suspended from the ceiling by strings. ]

Today is an important day.

[ That seems to be Choso’s voice, delivering news unto this tiny flock of an audience. A big finger wiggles into the shot to poke a brightly green bird-drone on the beak. It chirps in annoyance as the shot swings wide and away.

Look. Behold: pink-headed Itadori Yuji, tying his shoes, minding his own business and blissfully unaware of the day’s reveal. ]


It is Yuji’s birthday today.

[ A pair of hands lift into view and begin to clap, slow and somber. ]

Happy 17th, Yuji. Congratulations. Good work. Excellent job.
rikugan: (pic#16726377)

@macarons, audio—

[personal profile] rikugan 2025-03-21 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you both quit bitchin'? This is supposed to be a celebratory post.
hachikai: (love is useless)

[personal profile] hachikai 2025-03-21 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Mind your own business.
rikugan: (pic#16726416)

[personal profile] rikugan 2025-03-21 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
This is my business.
hachikai: (time to get semi-serious)

[personal profile] hachikai 2025-03-21 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure it is. You only have the two pupils left, don't you?
rikugan: (pic#16726395)

[personal profile] rikugan 2025-03-21 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? You gonna shit your pants if more show up?
hachikai: (where's dinner)

[personal profile] hachikai 2025-03-21 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Butting into my conversations and such, I'm tempted to believe you've already soiled yours.
rikugan: (pic#16726372)

[personal profile] rikugan 2025-03-21 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
If you don't want me buttin' in, then maybe don't do it someplace I can see.
hachikai: (y'all funny)

[personal profile] hachikai 2025-03-21 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Such as the spot right behind your spine?
rikugan: (pic#16726406)

[personal profile] rikugan 2025-03-21 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be more than happy to snap yours in half, if you ask reeeaal nicely.
hachikai: (where's the guy who can stop me?)

[personal profile] hachikai 2025-03-21 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you want to tickle me again? Didn't you get enough when I arrived?
Edited 2025-03-21 19:15 (UTC)
rikugan: (pic#16726421)

[personal profile] rikugan 2025-03-21 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah! If we weren't so fuckin' rudely interrupted, you'd be dead right now.
hachikai: (I killed your friends)

[personal profile] hachikai 2025-03-21 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
They saved your hide and this is how you show thanks? Interesting.
rikugan: (pic#16726383)

[personal profile] rikugan 2025-03-21 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I've said it once, I'll say it again. There is no chance you're winnin' against me again.
hachikai: (clobberin' imminent)

[personal profile] hachikai 2025-03-22 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll remember those words and carve them upon your grave.
rikugan: (pic#16726429)

[personal profile] rikugan 2025-03-24 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ the fetus is right. why argue over the network when he can just find sukuna and fight him in person?

see you in like 0.1s bitch. this is 100% gonna be a repeat of the tdm.
]
hachikai: (I killed your friends)

[personal profile] hachikai 2025-03-24 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ bring it on you aura farming sugar fiend ]
rikugan: (pic#16726495)

[personal profile] rikugan 2025-03-21 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
If you can't help it, then at least take it to private. Or have you not learned how to do that yet?
rikugan: (pic#16823237)

[personal profile] rikugan 2025-03-21 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be such a baby about it.
rikugan: (pic#16823265)

[personal profile] rikugan 2025-03-21 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ someone is due for a good ol' fashioned noogie. ]

In your best interest, I advise you stay the hell away from him.
rikugan: (pic#16726545)

[personal profile] rikugan 2025-03-24 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ atta boy. ]

Keep it that way. Yuji wouldn't want you getting killed for picking a fight you can't win.