01 | @hearse

[wheft]

Is anyone willing to exchange Christmas gifts with me
I really don't want the one they gave me and I doubt they'd let me return it
If not I'll just burn it or shred it to pieces I don't fucking care

[ attached to the bottom of this post is a picture of a printed sweater. it looks innocuous enough, but... well. it's a lot to unpack honestly, and she'd rather throw out the entire suitcase. ]

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ᴜɴ: ɴᴜʟʟ.

[sparse]

It's more practical than what I got.

[ at the very least... ]

[wheft]

What did you even get?

[sparse]

[ Since he's thinking about it, here you go. ]

A poster.

[wheft]

[ ... ]

No, you're right. They should've tried harder with yours. This is as lame as it can get.

[ this is so sad. rip blade. ]

[sparse]

[ take this from him ]

It doesn't even have a good message.

1/2

[wheft]

[ but the cat :( ]

They could've given this to anyone in the base without batting an eye! I'm honestly angry at your behalf right now.

[wheft]

[ ... ]

Want me to burn it along with my sweater too?

[sparse]

[ He considers agreeing, but... the cat... ]

It's fine. It feels like a waste to throw it away.

[wheft]

But it's just going to gather dust in your room. At least you can wear a sweater.

[ now she feels a little bad about complaining. just a tiny bit. ]

Any idea why they thought of gifting you this motivational poster in the first place?

[sparse]

[ If only there was a way to convey the world's heaviest sigh he just released... ]

Perhaps they thought it would be funny, but it's a bad joke.

[ One he barely appreciates. ]

[wheft]

I'll say. Now I feel bad about complaining. Almost.

[ hmm. ]

If you were given a chance to choose your gift, what would it be?

[sparse]

[ It takes him a while to respond, but his answer is pretty simple. ]

Eternal sleep.

[wheft]

As in for an entire day, or...?

[sparse]

Forever.

[ ... the motivational poster is probably beginning to make sense. ]

[wheft]

[ oh. ]

I've been there.

[ and that's all she can say for now. ]

All right. I'll see what I can do.

[sparse]

You'll see what you can do...?

[ ?????????????? ]

[wheft]

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