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[wheft]

Is anyone willing to exchange Christmas gifts with me
I really don't want the one they gave me and I doubt they'd let me return it
If not I'll just burn it or shred it to pieces I don't fucking care

[ attached to the bottom of this post is a picture of a printed sweater. it looks innocuous enough, but... well. it's a lot to unpack honestly, and she'd rather throw out the entire suitcase. ]

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[wheft]

You're not gonna arrest me for arson, officer?

[ sorry. let her have this. ]

[frostfist]

[ he'll let her have this ]

Given the motive behind the crime, I think I can turn a blind eye this once.

[wheft]

[ that's so sweet, what the fuck. she's not used to this. ]

...Thanks.