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Sebastian "golden ball man" Michaelis ([personal profile] cutlery) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-11-12 10:37 am

@hellskitchen ; text

Good afternoon, all.

If we have not yet become acquainted, then please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Michaelis, another recently arrived Outsider, and most pertinent for why I make this address today, recently employed on LILITH’s base here in Neo-Tokyo. My official title is the kitchen manager for the cafeteria, but as needs must, I have taken on some additional responsibilities. I may not be in service to my lord here, but I still feel it important to best offer my skill as a butler.

First, on matters of food.

I am attempting to improve the menu on offer in the cafeteria, and I hope that anyone that has stopped by to try the improved offerings in recent weeks has enjoyed them. However, I would very much like to expand such offerings. If there is a particular dish that you find yourself missing, please, do let me know. I will endeavor to recreate it with your assistance, though I can make no guarantees. If you have a recipe I can follow, all the better.

Second, on matters of facility maintenance.

While our automated services are adequate, I do believe that the order and cleanliness of the base could be improved. Thus, the additional responsibilities I have taken on. If you find any part of the base in disrepair or would perhaps like your personal quarters cleaned regularly, please let me know. It would be my pleasure to do so, as a tidy home makes for happier people.

If you would like a full list of services I offer, I would be glad to provide it. I simply fear that this is already a rather long announcement.

Thank you very much for your attention. Do have a wonderful day.

- Sebastian Michaelis
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[personal profile] gyve 2024-11-30 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Who knows what weird rays it's blasting at your food

( it's hot air )

Whatever
I think everyone's so concerned with making their lives easier that they're forgetting how to do things with their own hands
I bet that chef tries to cut corners
It's not the way a man should conduct himself


( this is becoming an extreme boomer conversation... )

I've heard of asthma
Inflammation and muscle constriction in the airways
They have advanced treatment for it here you should find plenty
Hopefully you'll be able to bring the knowledge home with you to help him further