cutlery: (now he is drowning in pussy)
Sebastian "golden ball man" Michaelis ([personal profile] cutlery) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-11-12 10:37 am

@hellskitchen ; text

Good afternoon, all.

If we have not yet become acquainted, then please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Michaelis, another recently arrived Outsider, and most pertinent for why I make this address today, recently employed on LILITH’s base here in Neo-Tokyo. My official title is the kitchen manager for the cafeteria, but as needs must, I have taken on some additional responsibilities. I may not be in service to my lord here, but I still feel it important to best offer my skill as a butler.

First, on matters of food.

I am attempting to improve the menu on offer in the cafeteria, and I hope that anyone that has stopped by to try the improved offerings in recent weeks has enjoyed them. However, I would very much like to expand such offerings. If there is a particular dish that you find yourself missing, please, do let me know. I will endeavor to recreate it with your assistance, though I can make no guarantees. If you have a recipe I can follow, all the better.

Second, on matters of facility maintenance.

While our automated services are adequate, I do believe that the order and cleanliness of the base could be improved. Thus, the additional responsibilities I have taken on. If you find any part of the base in disrepair or would perhaps like your personal quarters cleaned regularly, please let me know. It would be my pleasure to do so, as a tidy home makes for happier people.

If you would like a full list of services I offer, I would be glad to provide it. I simply fear that this is already a rather long announcement.

Thank you very much for your attention. Do have a wonderful day.

- Sebastian Michaelis
immortalpoet: (cardinal)

@red-gaze. i'm already sorry

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-11-12 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
who died and made you chef. or kitchen manager whatever. butler?
immortalpoet: (Default)

he's just Hating

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-11-12 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
lot of work for an Outsider

what do you even get out of it
immortalpoet: (claret)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-11-12 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
how much are you even paid?
gyve: HOW CROOKED MY HANDS (pic#17513234)

@ SHASH

[personal profile] gyve 2024-11-12 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Know how to make a spicy meat stew
zauneyete: (pic#17504563)

@BAD DADDY

[personal profile] zauneyete 2024-11-12 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh look. Already indulging in your favorite activity are you? Subservience?

I wonder how many people are so lazy that they will take you up on your offer.
zauneyete: (Let's just play nice shall we?)

@bad daddy; sims ++ icon

[personal profile] zauneyete 2024-11-12 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh

[ haters 😌🤝😌 ]
immortalpoet: (Default)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-11-12 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
what are you chuckling over there about


you know this guy?
Edited 2024-11-12 18:07 (UTC)
gimu: (pic#17198466)

text; @curse; immediately after silco:

[personal profile] gimu 2024-11-12 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
can you make cheesecakes?
swiftshatter: (pic#17492111)

@malewife

[personal profile] swiftshatter 2024-11-12 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess I'm not the only housekeeper they brought over.

You sure you don't need a hand with anything? That's a lot of work for just one person.
nutkick: (3750025 (1))

@pochita

[personal profile] nutkick 2024-11-12 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
... we have a butler now?
immortalpoet: (ruby)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-11-12 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
so you're a masochist.
nutkick: (45 - Milwvxm)

[personal profile] nutkick 2024-11-12 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
there's no way you're doing this for free. that's super shady.
immortalpoet: (Default)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-11-12 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
why did you go for such a thankless job in the first place
swiftshatter: (pic#17492112)

[personal profile] swiftshatter 2024-11-12 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Same goes to you. My name's Thoma.

As for area of expertise....I guess I do a little bit of everything. Cleaning, cooking, gardening, sewing, repairs. I don't really mind one over the other, or one any less than the others.

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