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Sebastian "golden ball man" Michaelis ([personal profile] cutlery) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-11-12 10:37 am

@hellskitchen ; text

Good afternoon, all.

If we have not yet become acquainted, then please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Michaelis, another recently arrived Outsider, and most pertinent for why I make this address today, recently employed on LILITH’s base here in Neo-Tokyo. My official title is the kitchen manager for the cafeteria, but as needs must, I have taken on some additional responsibilities. I may not be in service to my lord here, but I still feel it important to best offer my skill as a butler.

First, on matters of food.

I am attempting to improve the menu on offer in the cafeteria, and I hope that anyone that has stopped by to try the improved offerings in recent weeks has enjoyed them. However, I would very much like to expand such offerings. If there is a particular dish that you find yourself missing, please, do let me know. I will endeavor to recreate it with your assistance, though I can make no guarantees. If you have a recipe I can follow, all the better.

Second, on matters of facility maintenance.

While our automated services are adequate, I do believe that the order and cleanliness of the base could be improved. Thus, the additional responsibilities I have taken on. If you find any part of the base in disrepair or would perhaps like your personal quarters cleaned regularly, please let me know. It would be my pleasure to do so, as a tidy home makes for happier people.

If you would like a full list of services I offer, I would be glad to provide it. I simply fear that this is already a rather long announcement.

Thank you very much for your attention. Do have a wonderful day.

- Sebastian Michaelis
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[personal profile] curingidiocy 2024-11-14 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm quite curious to know what you gain from providing these services.
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[personal profile] curingidiocy 2024-11-16 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
I understand that you have a passion for cooking, so your desire to improve the cafeteria's menu does not surprise me. However, housekeeping is not an activity most would consider becoming passionate about, to the point of offering to clean other people's messes. Or are you simply that fastidious?
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[personal profile] curingidiocy 2024-11-27 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose I can understand that sentiment. For that reason, I have modified the cleaning robots LILITH offers to us to improve their cleaning capabilities for my own spaces. As such, I'm afraid that I have no need for your services.
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[personal profile] curingidiocy 2024-11-27 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sorry Sebastian... at least when it comes to his own room, he is loathe to invite people in to clean it. Cat visits are okay though. ]

That is correct. Standard roombas are designed to clean dust and debris from the floor, and have little capability in handling shelves and other elevated surfaces. I have modified one to act as an air purifier, and given the other two object recognition capabilities, a levitation system and mechanical arms to allow them to handle objects and narrow shelf spaces with ease. One of the latter two has also been given the tools needed to handle stubborn messes, while the other will eventually have the capacity to deal with pet specific filth.

[ That is a lot of modifications, yes, but it's just a little tinkering for someone like Ratio. ]