@hellskitchen ; text

[cutlery]

Good afternoon, all.

If we have not yet become acquainted, then please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Michaelis, another recently arrived Outsider, and most pertinent for why I make this address today, recently employed on LILITH’s base here in Neo-Tokyo. My official title is the kitchen manager for the cafeteria, but as needs must, I have taken on some additional responsibilities. I may not be in service to my lord here, but I still feel it important to best offer my skill as a butler.

First, on matters of food.

I am attempting to improve the menu on offer in the cafeteria, and I hope that anyone that has stopped by to try the improved offerings in recent weeks has enjoyed them. However, I would very much like to expand such offerings. If there is a particular dish that you find yourself missing, please, do let me know. I will endeavor to recreate it with your assistance, though I can make no guarantees. If you have a recipe I can follow, all the better.

Second, on matters of facility maintenance.

While our automated services are adequate, I do believe that the order and cleanliness of the base could be improved. Thus, the additional responsibilities I have taken on. If you find any part of the base in disrepair or would perhaps like your personal quarters cleaned regularly, please let me know. It would be my pleasure to do so, as a tidy home makes for happier people.

If you would like a full list of services I offer, I would be glad to provide it. I simply fear that this is already a rather long announcement.

Thank you very much for your attention. Do have a wonderful day.

- Sebastian Michaelis

Comments

[cutlery]

I see. I would also prefer to be on the extermination side of the equation rather than disaster relief, but as needs must... I hardly wish for all humans to perish, and they are so terribly fragile.

[ what would he eat, after all? ]

What of the difficult Outsiders, in that case? What issues do they take with the mission? Simply casualties?

[redsoil]

Whaaaat? Really?! Mister Perfectionist Demon would rather eliminate everything, than get some more practice in to hone his craft? Well, I suppose I can see the logic...

[ it'd probably mean getting back to ciel, sooner ]

Casualties. Perceived disregard for civilian life. Differences between our beliefs in nature vs. nurture, ideals, combat styles, or prioritization choices. Personality clashes are a big part, as well.

[cutlery]

Of course. Practice is not a bad thing, but this is a distraction from my true work. The more quickly I can return to the young master's side, the better. Efficiency is prized over perfection in this case.

[ got it in one, set... ]

The usual, in that case. Humans really never change in what they squabble over...

Perhaps it is not worth it, in that case. They may have their petty complaints, and those of sounder mind will go to work. They may not like the result, mind, but I do not care.