cutlery: (now he is drowning in pussy)
Sebastian "golden ball man" Michaelis ([personal profile] cutlery) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-11-12 10:37 am

@hellskitchen ; text

Good afternoon, all.

If we have not yet become acquainted, then please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Michaelis, another recently arrived Outsider, and most pertinent for why I make this address today, recently employed on LILITH’s base here in Neo-Tokyo. My official title is the kitchen manager for the cafeteria, but as needs must, I have taken on some additional responsibilities. I may not be in service to my lord here, but I still feel it important to best offer my skill as a butler.

First, on matters of food.

I am attempting to improve the menu on offer in the cafeteria, and I hope that anyone that has stopped by to try the improved offerings in recent weeks has enjoyed them. However, I would very much like to expand such offerings. If there is a particular dish that you find yourself missing, please, do let me know. I will endeavor to recreate it with your assistance, though I can make no guarantees. If you have a recipe I can follow, all the better.

Second, on matters of facility maintenance.

While our automated services are adequate, I do believe that the order and cleanliness of the base could be improved. Thus, the additional responsibilities I have taken on. If you find any part of the base in disrepair or would perhaps like your personal quarters cleaned regularly, please let me know. It would be my pleasure to do so, as a tidy home makes for happier people.

If you would like a full list of services I offer, I would be glad to provide it. I simply fear that this is already a rather long announcement.

Thank you very much for your attention. Do have a wonderful day.

- Sebastian Michaelis
zauneyete: (Vague Threat)

dangit there we go sowwy christy for the double notifs

[personal profile] zauneyete 2024-11-13 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ SET HE'S JUST MAD!!!!!!!! Sebastian's already going to have everyone hanging on his every word without helping him.

Is this because of his personality and also his unwillingness to work with others?

Yes.
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I'm not about to champion these fools, don't worry. I just think we should not be giving Sebastian the extra... leg up as it was. Why not make it a little harder, actually work to bring them around to their side.

Why aren't we giving him a proper challenge? Isn't that enrichment for him?
redsoil: (pic#16461518)

[personal profile] redsoil 2024-11-17 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That is their problem, then. If they forget, they deserve what they get if they do not tread cautiously.

[ sorry that your personality is awful and sebastian oozes charisma buddy ]

Oh! I am giving him a challenge in my own time, since I do not like to share. Do you want to challenge him, too? I bet if you are a little more patient and circumspect, you will find a way to do it that does not make you look like a man with a vendetta. Do you want me to teach you, this time? We can be allies for our own pleasure!
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[personal profile] zauneyete 2024-11-17 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
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But...
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Did you know I plotted revenge on Vander for a decade? Years of careful plotting and orchestrating.

But I knew him, I knew the lanes, as well as the back of my hand. Sebastian is not so predictable.

So yes, Set, let's see what you can teach this old man. We can do anything if we are united, now can't we? Kenos would not have survived us.