@hellskitchen ; text

[cutlery]

Good afternoon, all.

If we have not yet become acquainted, then please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Michaelis, another recently arrived Outsider, and most pertinent for why I make this address today, recently employed on LILITH’s base here in Neo-Tokyo. My official title is the kitchen manager for the cafeteria, but as needs must, I have taken on some additional responsibilities. I may not be in service to my lord here, but I still feel it important to best offer my skill as a butler.

First, on matters of food.

I am attempting to improve the menu on offer in the cafeteria, and I hope that anyone that has stopped by to try the improved offerings in recent weeks has enjoyed them. However, I would very much like to expand such offerings. If there is a particular dish that you find yourself missing, please, do let me know. I will endeavor to recreate it with your assistance, though I can make no guarantees. If you have a recipe I can follow, all the better.

Second, on matters of facility maintenance.

While our automated services are adequate, I do believe that the order and cleanliness of the base could be improved. Thus, the additional responsibilities I have taken on. If you find any part of the base in disrepair or would perhaps like your personal quarters cleaned regularly, please let me know. It would be my pleasure to do so, as a tidy home makes for happier people.

If you would like a full list of services I offer, I would be glad to provide it. I simply fear that this is already a rather long announcement.

Thank you very much for your attention. Do have a wonderful day.

- Sebastian Michaelis

Comments

@red-gaze. i'm already sorry

[immortalpoet]

who died and made you chef. or kitchen manager whatever. butler?

LMFAO?

[cutlery]

...I do not think anyone died? If that is the case, then please, excuse me. I did not realize I was intruding so.

From my understanding, Outsiders are given jobs to take up in the interim between missions, correct? Managing the kitchen was the one that I was assigned. The rest was at my own decision, I admit.

he's just Hating

[immortalpoet]

lot of work for an Outsider

what do you even get out of it

good for him

[cutlery]

Is personal satisfaction not enough? I enjoy cooking and being a housekeeper.

[ Sure, part of it is Evil™️ in gathering favor and information, but

it's like 75% just that yeah ]

[immortalpoet]

how much are you even paid?

[cutlery]

The standard rate, I believe.

[ Which Sebastian does give, whatever it is... It's the normal LILITH rate for their side gigs. More importantly, though: ]

I find it generous. My lord did not pay me at all, though I was given room and board.

[immortalpoet]

so you're a masochist.

[cutlery]

[ yes ]

...That is a bit extreme. [ and RUDE!!! BITCH!!! ] It is simply my job. I would not categorize it in such a way.

[immortalpoet]

why did you go for such a thankless job in the first place

[cutlery]

I would not say I had a choice in the matter, really... It may not be a satisfying answer, but it is the truth. My lord's will is my own, though I understand that is a terribly outdated notion here.

Unless you mean here with LILITH, in which case I saw no reason to request another assignment. I am excellent at both and enjoy the work, so it is not necessary.

[immortalpoet]

have you been doing this your whole life or something

[redsoil]

Yes.

[immortalpoet]

you know from experience huh

[redsoil]

Extensive experience! I enjoy keeping him busy!

[immortalpoet]

busy how? sexually?

@bad daddy; sims ++ icon

[zauneyete]

Heh

[ haters 😌🤝😌 ]

[immortalpoet]

what are you chuckling over there about


you know this guy?

1/2

[zauneyete]

I have a particular disdain for anyone who decides to sign on to serve the... Types that have more money than self sufficiency. For both sides of the arrangement.

[hypocrite.]

Private

[zauneyete]

I know him, yes. I won't bore you with the story, but I don't trust anyone who says they're here to help for free.

[ But he can't actually share it either. ]

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[immortalpoet]

[OH? DRAMA?]

could have told you as much. this man seems full of himself.

what is he anyways. i wouldn't believe he's just a butler

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[zauneyete]

[ DRAMA 👌👀 But also, his lips are sealed. Mostly. So it's time to imply something without saying anything. ]

He is a butler, but where I was before, it was... Recreational. He used to work for me in that place, but the price for his services is... Rather steep. I used him as a bodyguard, so I'm sure you can use your imagination.

Not that he remembers, or so he says. I don't quite believe it.

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[immortalpoet]

was he just a poor bodyguard or was the price not worth it for his services

Private

[zauneyete]

[ It was definitely the price. ]

Oh working with him was a nightmare, obviously.

Private

[immortalpoet]

you obviously should have gotten him a cat

Private

[zauneyete]

[HELP LMAO...]

He already had what, five? There's a point at which you have to cut him off. And he had that horrible creature Sveinn

Trust me, he was not lacking in cats.