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Dr. Veritas Ratio ([personal profile] curingidiocy) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-10-20 09:40 pm

Audio | @rubber ducky

[ The message begins with a clearing of the throat before a smooth voice filters through the ocular network; that of the very distinctive cadence of Dr. Ratio. He speaks calmly and lower than he usually does in an attempt to evoke a soothing tone that is not present in his usual manner of speech. ]

Given recent circumstances, I imagine many of you may be finding it difficult to rest and relax. You cannot be faulted for that; as of late, I have often found myself plagued with an active mind during the night, when I ought to be asleep. However, it is important to allow your body and mind to recuperate from injury and exertion. When one's body is exhausted, so too is the mind sluggish, and vice versa. Baths are quite effective at soothing the body and clearing the mind. I encourage you to make frequent use of the spa's public bath once we return to base.

[ There's a pause here and then another clearing of the throat—one that sounds like a cover up for embarrassment. ]

But I digress. The purpose of this message was not to provide a lecture on self-care.

I... have been told by students before that my voice has a particularly pleasing quality that is easy on the ears. A few have been audacious enough to inform me that they use my lesson recordings to put themselves to sleep. In light of that... I would like to offer my voice to be used as a sleeping aid for any who would benefit from it.

I have attached a link to several of the lesson recordings I have created since my arrival on this planet.

[ Anyone who is curious enough to peruse the offerings will find neatly named audio files for an undergraduate semester's worth of several subjects, ranging from math to physics to biology, among more. There's almost 50 files in total, and each one of them comes with a text transcription accompanying it. ]

You may utilize these as you desire, though I do hope you find an interest in the subject itself. There is never a better moment than now to start learning something new.

In addition, I am open to recording new material if you find none of these are relaxing to listen to. And if you desire a conversational partner to debate with on topics unrelated to what weighs on your mind, I am happy to fulfill that role.

As always, if you have any questions, you may ask me at any time, provided that you have thought carefully and determined the answer to be worthwhile to know.
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[personal profile] stonehearts 2024-10-21 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you have anything better to do with your time than spy on people?
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[personal profile] harboredfeelings 2024-10-21 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Now now, it's hardly spying when you're doing it so publicly. For a man who hid in a room for a week you're quite the exhibitionist~

Leave him be, Nee-sama.

Fine, fine.

[ Poor Kaga heaves the sigh of the long suffering. She's glad nobody else is in the area with her to see how badly her fur is standing on end. Her sister can be a real handful. ]

Sorry about her.

Have you been recovering well?
Edited 2024-10-21 07:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] stonehearts 2024-10-21 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'd be more inclined to answer if either of you were capable of keeping your metaphorical and physical mouths shut.
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[personal profile] harboredfeelings 2024-10-21 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
That is just hateful of you. Treating us like this after you barely even suffered? What a cruel man the good Doctor takes to his bed.

Stop antagonizing him...
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[personal profile] stonehearts 2024-10-25 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
He's well aware of my flaws, just as much as he ignores my charms. And yet he lets me into his bed anyway.

Anyway-- yes, all the bones are slowly being shoved back together into the right shapes, and most of the cuts have healed without scars. And hey didn't go for deep cuts on my face, that's one of my most important assets!
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[personal profile] harboredfeelings 2024-10-26 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to hear it. Truthfully.

Ideally we could've done this face to face but I doubt that'll be a good idea until certain issues are resolved. I apologize for how I treated you and the doctor when we first met.


[ She doesn't think she was in the wrong though! Her job was to interrogate Ratio and that's exactly what she was doing damn it... ]