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[tokakujuho]

To teams Everlight and Redemption:

If you come to Meshiya [ location pin to a small eatery in Shinjuku ] tonight, I will cook you a meal. While there is only one item on the menu, we can prepare any kind of dish as long as we have the ingredients. Kindly bear in mind that it gears towards home-cooked meals. If you prefer sushi or more fancy meals, this is not the place for you.

If you tell me in advance what you'd like, I can shop for ingredients. Alternatively, you may bring your own ingredients.

Comments

[picky]

You have pork?
Are you sure? It feels bad having you make something and not giving anything back...
You're a chef?

[tokakujuho]

Yes, we have pork, chicken, some fish, and other seafood.

It's a hobby rather than a profession but passable enough to help out here.
You don't have to feel bad about it.
I'd rather treat people to a meal than do any of the other ridiculous mandated punishments.

[picky]

Teaching at an elementary school is one thing, but cleanup doesn't sound too bad to me
You don't like cleaning?

[tokakujuho]

The tasks themselves aren't the issue here.
I don't like to be made to do unpaid work.

Are you joining the clean-up crews?

[picky]

I am! I can't do a lot if heavy lifting, but it seems like something I can help with the most

[ ... ]

Just to be clear, this meal is for free, right?

[tokakujuho]

People are doing the best they can.
It'd be unreasonable to ask for more.

Yes, as long as you're part of Everlight or Redemption, the meal is on me.