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To teams Everlight and Redemption:

If you come to Meshiya [ location pin to a small eatery in Shinjuku ] tonight, I will cook you a meal. While there is only one item on the menu, we can prepare any kind of dish as long as we have the ingredients. Kindly bear in mind that it gears towards home-cooked meals. If you prefer sushi or more fancy meals, this is not the place for you.

If you tell me in advance what you'd like, I can shop for ingredients. Alternatively, you may bring your own ingredients.

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That's very kind of you. Are you a chef there?

Kindness has nothing to do with this.
It just seems like the most efficient way to deal with that part of the punishment.

I work part-time here, yes.
Are you dropping by?

I'm not that particular
What's your specialty?

Pork miso soup with two sides and rice.

If you're there, of course.

It's good timing, actually. [ he just realised he forgot to eat ]

That's fine with me, then

Fair warning, it really is just a small eatery.
What do like to eat?

You're sure?
You can ask for other things.
It's all for the winning teams, after all.

[ free food? sweet. ]

can you cook steak?

Small places are cozier.

A stew would be nice ... or anything with tomatoes in it. I'm not very picky. [ just no monster food, pls ]

It wasn't meant to be a competition, anyway
If they think this is going to improve morale or relations between teams it's a shitty way to do it
So yeah I'm not gonna make you go out of your way

[ what did he say about fancy meals? ]

We don't serve that kind of food.
I can make you a beef bowl.

[ comfort food, then? ]

I can make you a meat and potato stew with tomatoes.
It'll be better for the flavour if you come after midnight.
There will be more people around then as well.

Clearly it is one now.
Yes, they don't seem very skilled at managing humans.

Any particular side dishes you enjoy?
Currently we have potato salad and pickled cabbage on offer.