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[cranekin]

🚘Cars are so cool🚘
I really want to try one out❗🚗💨💨💨

❗❗❗Did you know they're surprisingly easy to get❓❓❓
Does anyone have one?
I want one too 🎁







(And like, 45 minutes later: )

Wow, this is pretty difficult❗❗❗
I can't figure it out at all.
🤔💭 Does anyone know how to use a car❓ (╹ ᴗ╹)?

Comments

[queenofkur]

[ VICTORY

Finally he's starting to act as a god should. Maybe he's not a total lost cause. She supposes she should say something nice so he's encouraged to be like that more often. ]

I commend you for finally doing the right thing.

[fursuit]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic

but knowing you I'm guessing not

[queenofkur]

Of course not.
I have no qualms calling you out when you behave in a most undignified and shameful manner.
It is only right I praise you when you forego your conflicting nature to do the right thing.
This is something to be proud of.

[ In an alternate reality, this is what his relationship with Ereshkigal could be. A reality where he does not throw bottles at her head, where he does not encourage her friends to recklessly risk their lives, where he helps humans as much as she does.

Basically, a reality in which he's no longer himself at all. ]

[fursuit]

when you put it that way it makes me want to buy motorcycles for everyone here

[queenofkur]

You are saying that only to provoke me.
Why can't you just accept that for once something you did does not annoy me?
Do you enjoy being shamed so much?

[fursuit]

well, for one, you'll be disappointed if you think I can feel shame

[ ...Unfortunately, this is true. His ego is just so great that it's nearly impossible. ]

two I said it to provoke you, bingo. fair's fair when you're criticizing me! but good thing that we're equals (more or less). I don't take it personally

[queenofkur]

So if one you consider inferior to you was to criticize you, you would take it personally?
You are truly pathetic.

[fursuit]

sure. it's an offense against god. hierarchy is something to be respected, yknow?

I can take it easy with people from other worlds, since they don't know better, but ours? no way

[queenofkur]

Being a god does not earn you anyone's respect, nor should it.
That you think it does is in itself a reason to not respect you.

This is exactly why humanity rejected us.

[fursuit]

wouldn't say it’s that simple personally. but my pantheon and our people were pretty different so who can say

point is don’t worry about it

won’t be putting a bullet in anyone here for their disrespect

well unless they decide to undertake my trials I guess but that’s between me and them