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elysium ([personal profile] transmit) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-07-19 06:45 am

01 ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ TEXT / @ANONYMOUS

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๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ HOT OR NOT: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NEO TOKYO'S HOTTEST OUTSIDER? ๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ


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30storieshigh: (Default)

@gojira

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-07-21 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Apprentice ๐Ÿ˜‘.

[ Can text sound disappointed? Because he sure is. ]

You are eager, strong, and energetic. These are good qualities for a mate โœ…. However if you desire to put on clothing for a mating display, consider some that cover your vitals better. You can not impress when bleeding out โŒ.
yormama: (I didn't say bitch!)

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-22 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even own an outfit like that!!!!
30storieshigh: (smells like bs but ok)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-07-23 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
There is no need to exhale fumes past my tail, Apprentice ๐Ÿ˜•. The young often make poor judgements when courting, I understand this. It is something else we can work on. Perhaps an aesthetic rock display in your nest? It would not impair you in battle nearly as much ๐Ÿ‘.
yormama: (gonna need our thinkin caps girls)

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-23 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ exhale...fumes...huh?? ]

I don't need to court! I...I'm seeing someone!

[ ...wait, would Toji like rocks? She supposes she never asked. She remembers other boys her age or Yuri's age liked to play with them when they were children. Would a grown man still have such an interest? But then that begs the question of smooth or jagged for surface, or pretty and almost gem-like in luster or just...rock.

She'll have to think about this more. ]
30storieshigh: (heard you were talking shit)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-07-23 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Then you should not be responding. It is my understanding that it is rude to "text" while another is in front of you ๐Ÿคจ.

[ Jeesh Yor even he knows that! ]

Inform me when you are finished seeing them and we can continue this speaking. I can offer you guidance in properly building a nesting display ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€.
Edited 2024-07-23 06:37 (UTC)
yormama: (embarrassing mama)

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-23 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ ???? ]

Huh? Oh, no. I mean
"Seeing" as in I'm dating someone. We're...lovers.


[ Even if it's over text her face is on fire. ]
30storieshigh: (stomp the monkey)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-07-23 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Just going to search that term and... oh, she has a mate! He is still a little confused though. What does ascribing a place on the calendar to a person have to do with being their mate? Oh well, a question for another time. ]

Ah, my apologies. The offer of nesting advice still stands, consider it an apology. If your mate is biologically compatible it shall ensure ๐Ÿฅš is not hard to achieve.

[ He knows not every living being takes a partner to procreate of course, look at him and Mothra, but if that is Yor's intention it is his duty as her teacher to ensure she can go about it smoothly. ]
yormama: (oh u fucked up)

1/?? you brought this on yourself

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-23 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Did he just- ]
yormama: (key smash)

2/?

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-23 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ EGG?! He can't mean...!!! ]
yormama: (I didn't say bitch!)

3/?

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-23 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ They only just got around to doing That!! It's way too early to be thinking about children!! ]
yormama: (nani the fuck)

4/?

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-23 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's what the protection was for anyway?! Toji was adamant about it! It's only proper to do it safely, after all! ]
yormama: (embarrassing)

5/?

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-23 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh god oh geez oh man oh no oh god oh geez

She hasn't really considered having children out of wedlock! That would be so improper!! Isn't that still frowned upon in society now? Has it changed?? ]
yormama: (mortifying)

6/?

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-23 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Although, if it were Toji's child, maybe... ]
yormama: (iiya iiya)

7/?

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-23 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ No no no no no no no, FOCUS, Yor!! ]
Edited 2024-07-23 07:05 (UTC)
yormama: (I'm a good wife right)

8/8 okay NOW I'm done and going to bed

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-23 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Now that her panic is over, time to actually respond instead of gape like a fish. This is actually a serious topic... ]

With the world the way it is right now, I wouldn't feel right having children. I want the world to be at least a little safer before then. So I know they won't grow up in hardship if something happens to me.
30storieshigh: (My God(zilla) what have I done)

you are very welcome.

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-07-23 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well god(zilla) damn did Yor just unintentionally hit really close to home while also showing that she has good shoulders holding up her head. He certainly would not wish any hatchlings to fend for themselves, it is not a good way to live. ]

I am impressed by your wisdom and dedication to our duty. This is why I have chosen to guide you ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ. There are the makings of an apex predator in your spirit ๐Ÿฆ–.
yormama: (determination!!)

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-27 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Such praise!! ]

I'll do my best!
30storieshigh: (astro-monsters were meant to fly)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-07-27 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Look he understands carrot and stick even if he has no idea what a carrot is. ]

I expect nothing less.
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yormama: (pls can I?)

[personal profile] yormama 2024-07-28 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Some might be a little taken aback at how an actual dinosaur and living fossil managed to discover sparkly text before they did, but Yor is different. She sees that text and instantly is blown away by Godzilla's quick learning of the written language. So fancy!! ]

How did you do that with the words?! That's so cute!!
30storieshigh: (hhhehehe)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-07-29 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah, cute! He knows that word now, people like cute things. Clearly he's onto something here. ]

I have learned after trials, research ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ”. The fledglings at my civil denizen duties have informed such displays provide motivation and empowerment to those who receive them. It takes me much concentration with the thought-writing machine to achieve ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ญ but the end result is worth the effort ๐ŸŽ‰.
yormama: (I'll make tea!)

[personal profile] yormama 2024-08-02 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's wonderful! You've gotten so good at it in such a short time. Well done!
I'll have to do the same. I'm very fond of these little faces myself but forget to use them.
๐Ÿ˜Š
30storieshigh: (yo how's the weather down there)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-08-03 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
I am sure you shall achieve it yourself in time ๐Ÿ‘. You are an attentive learner.