01 🕊️ TEXT / @ANONYMOUS

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[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]


️‍🔥 HOT OR NOT: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NEO TOKYO'S HOTTEST OUTSIDER? ️‍🔥


HOW IT WORKS:

1. Post a photo: Upload some photos, any photos, preferably ones that showcase your unique style. Keep it safe for work, folks!

2. Get rated & rate others: Are they hot, hot, hot (10)? Or are they not, not, not (1)? Share your thoughts using anything from a sliding scale of 1-10, to ✅ or ❎s, to whatever else you can think of. Agree? Disagree? Tell us why!

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( ooc: with mod permission, you're free to assume any implant glitches when it comes to posting an auto-generated profile and/or reacting to others! anon is "enabled", though characters don't necessarily have to use it. have fun! )

Comments

@nadel; auto-generated

[yormama]

 YOR BRIAR

 @NADEL

PICTURE 1, PICTURE 2, PICTURE 3 (nsfw)

CODING

[yormama]

[ WAIT WHERE DID THAT THIRD ONE COME FROM??????? ]

@gojira

[30storieshigh]

Apprentice 😑.

[ Can text sound disappointed? Because he sure is. ]

You are eager, strong, and energetic. These are good qualities for a mate ✅. However if you desire to put on clothing for a mating display, consider some that cover your vitals better. You can not impress when bleeding out ❌.

[yormama]

I don't even own an outfit like that!!!!

[30storieshigh]

There is no need to exhale fumes past my tail, Apprentice 😕. The young often make poor judgements when courting, I understand this. It is something else we can work on. Perhaps an aesthetic rock display in your nest? It would not impair you in battle nearly as much 👍.

[yormama]

[ exhale...fumes...huh?? ]

I don't need to court! I...I'm seeing someone!

[ ...wait, would Toji like rocks? She supposes she never asked. She remembers other boys her age or Yuri's age liked to play with them when they were children. Would a grown man still have such an interest? But then that begs the question of smooth or jagged for surface, or pretty and almost gem-like in luster or just...rock.

She'll have to think about this more. ]

[30storieshigh]

Then you should not be responding. It is my understanding that it is rude to "text" while another is in front of you 🤨.

[ Jeesh Yor even he knows that! ]

Inform me when you are finished seeing them and we can continue this speaking. I can offer you guidance in properly building a nesting display 👌👀.

[yormama]

[ ???? ]

Huh? Oh, no. I mean
"Seeing" as in I'm dating someone. We're...lovers.

[ Even if it's over text her face is on fire. ]

[30storieshigh]

[ Just going to search that term and... oh, she has a mate! He is still a little confused though. What does ascribing a place on the calendar to a person have to do with being their mate? Oh well, a question for another time. ]

Ah, my apologies. The offer of nesting advice still stands, consider it an apology. If your mate is biologically compatible it shall ensure 🥚 is not hard to achieve.

[ He knows not every living being takes a partner to procreate of course, look at him and Mothra, but if that is Yor's intention it is his duty as her teacher to ensure she can go about it smoothly. ]

1/?? you brought this on yourself

[yormama]

[ Did he just- ]

@IcyHot

[heir_conditioned]

[Shoto has only been looking at the main photos, but mom of the century gets a compliment as well.]

✅
You look very refined in your picture. You have a pleasant smile and I hope you have more reasons to smile like that more often.

[yormama]

[ Shoto "Actual Angel" Todoroki 🥺 ]

What a sweet thing to say! Thank you, Shoto.

You as well, of course!!

😇

[heir_conditioned]

You're welcome, and thank you.

Do you like zaru soba? I'd like to learn to make it. There's someone here who likes it, too. But if I'm practicing that's a lot of soba.

[yormama]

I've never had it, but I'd love to give it a try if you'll have plenty left over.

[heir_conditioned]

I'll make it specifically for you if I don't. Do you have other food you like instead?

[Rip this poor sweet woman, hope she has life insurance.]

[yormama]

[ It's okay Shoto. Years of her own cooking has given her a poison immunity. ]

I do love apples, but I'm not particularly picky about food. I'll gladly taste test anything you make!

[heir_conditioned]

[Perfectly matched stomach to food prep ratio.]

Anything? That's a lot of things I can choose from. I'll try to make something with apples as well. Do you have a microwave or something you could defrost with?

@curse

[gimu]

a perfect score of 100

[yormama]

A hundred??? That's so generous, Choso!!

[gimu]

you are an excellent human being and magnificent on the field of battle. any less would be an insult.

[yormama]

[ Excellent...magnificent...and Choso is so serious! He wouldn't joke around like this! Or at least, she has a hard time imagining it. ]

You're too kind to me. So, so much! Thank you, thank you!

@MONEY$HOT; PRIVATE.

[assassinsgreed]

found youuuuu

_{[ and saving all those pics to his device, thanks ]}

PRIVATE.

[yormama]

You did!

I didn't make the third one though. I don't know why it's
There

PRIVATE.

[assassinsgreed]

it's pretty amazing what technology can do nowadays, huh?

so..
do you own an outfit like that?

PRIVATE.

[yormama]

I don't
But I could probably
Download it

to my chip...
i think