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[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]


️‍🔥 HOT OR NOT: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NEO TOKYO'S HOTTEST OUTSIDER? ️‍🔥


HOW IT WORKS:

1. Post a photo: Upload some photos, any photos, preferably ones that showcase your unique style. Keep it safe for work, folks!

2. Get rated & rate others: Are they hot, hot, hot (10)? Or are they not, not, not (1)? Share your thoughts using anything from a sliding scale of 1-10, to ✅ or ❎s, to whatever else you can think of. Agree? Disagree? Tell us why!

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@gojira | auto-generated

[30storieshigh]

[ there should really be a word for the kind of false advertising the auto-generation is leading off with ]

 GODZILLA

 @GOJIRA

PICTURE 1 (ignore the text) PICTURE 2, PICTURE 3

CODING

[30storieshigh]

[ hey what gives that's not even his real self which looks SO much better. Stupid camouflage tech.]

@KENSUKE

[vorous]

_{[ ignoring the human pic because that’s zzzz and Laios knows that’s not nearly as majestic as his real form! The second picture gets his attention the most. ]}

I knew you were ginormous, but seeing it… it’s incredible!

_{[ damn, lighten up on the body praise there, Laios. ]}

[30storieshigh]

[ No Laios don't lighten up. He is great and people need to be aware of it and also say it outloud. Often. ]

Living at this scale has made me inclined to agree 👍. I took much for granted, but there are plenty "incredible" things down here to make up for it. Cooking alone is almost worth being small for. 👌👀

[vorous]

_{[ That's.. a very interesting way of looking at things. Somehow, this creature keeps inspiring and motivating Laios. ]}

That's a pretty optimistic outlook you have. I really wasn't handling things well when I got here.. I think I would be further frustrated if they had meddled with a bigger.. more magnificent form. You're not angry at LILITH?

[30storieshigh]

Angry feels too strong, I think the term is "rustled my jimmies" 🤔? It is frustrating to be sure but I understand the necessity, I could cause too much damage by mistake in my full power. Besides it has given me an opportunity to observe humanity up close, I have never had that luxury before. For obvious reasons.

[likemybooks]

Is that what you would look like if you were human?

If so, 8/10.

[30storieshigh]

It is the face I am forced to wear when leaving the lair 😑.

But I am delighted you can recognize I remain internally high in temperature despite the disguise. Thank you 👍

[ Yeah he uh, hasn't figured out what hot means in this context. Give him a bit. ]

[likemybooks]

But I didn't say that?



Do you know what this competition is about?

[30storieshigh]

I am swiftly starting to think this is another example of the "slang" people are so fond of. This aversion to saying what you mean plainly is continuously vexing 😤.

In this context "hot" is used to appraise one's physical fitness? I am still pleased, I am quite strong 💪, it is proper that it be appreciated.

[likemybooks]

It can include physical fitness. That's really attractive to many people.

[30storieshigh]

Attractive???
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Oh. This is to determine mating suitability! Now I understand 👌. I am flattered by your high numerical evaluation in that case 😁.

[likemybooks]

Yes, that's pretty much it.

Only humans don't really call them "mates".

I used to do that and my friends told me it was pretty weird.

We call them "partners" or "spouses" or "boyfriends" or whatever, but it's the same end goal.

Not necessarily resulting in kids, but you know.

[The more he writes, the more Taryon wonders if he is only making things worse. Too late to un-send these texts.]

[30storieshigh]

Humans seem to value giving as many confused and obfuscated names to things as they can 🙄.

It is heartening to hear that the concept of a mate, apologies, "spouse", for reasoning beyond procreation is not unknown to them. They are peculiar about many things, especially in regards to their own happiness, the fact that they understand a mate of the soul is good.

There is hope for your kind 👍. If you are human I mean. Apologies again 😅, I should not assume. Thought it has so far proved to be the norm amongst the Outsiders.

[likemybooks]

"Mate of the Soul"

I love how it sounds.

So what are you exactly? Obviously not human like me but it sounds like you don't meet a lot of people.

[30storieshigh]

I am Godzilla. It is as much my name as it is my being. Others have described me as similar to 🐉 or 🦖 but I find neither capture my essence.

If the humans of my world had a name for my kind I do not know it, they did not have a way to fluently communicate with me 😕.

[likemybooks]

You're THE only Godzilla in existence or is that what all of you are called? Because that would either be impressive or sad or rather confusing.

[30storieshigh]

[ dude you are heading for rough waters here. ]

I believe the answer to all of these is yes 😕. I am the last, so that is indeed what all of my kind is now called.

[likemybooks]

[Taryon sits there for a moment, wondering how he could not see he was on the way to some difficult topics.

It's all a mystery to him.]

I'm sorry to hear that.



Do you have any name you gave yourself, then?

@TYPHON

[redsoil]

11/10 AMAZING FIGURE

[30storieshigh]

You are correct, of course 👍, and I am flattered.

[ entirely because he thinks you mean his real body... ]

May I ask a question however? I was led to understand that a scoring system a the latter number indicates the peak ⛰️, the end. 11 is more than 10 I thought 😕. I am concerned I have misunderstood, this would be a hinderance for my civil denizen occupation 😓.

[redsoil]

[ guess what! he does mean your real body, mr godzilla ]

To my understanding, "10" is the maximum point value. To give someone greater than the maximum means that you have surpassed the maximum allowed value. Which you have, because you are a grand being, entirely unlike any other.

I have not seen anyone like you in millennia.

[30storieshigh]

[ Oh he likes you. Just saying all the right things here, absolutely rizzing him even. ]

I see. This is excellent 😁, you are wise to recognize this and clever in presenting your assessment 👍.

Yet you raise further questions 🤔. The longevity of that scale is not the norm from what I know, are you a "none-human" as well?

[redsoil]

Well, it is not obsequious to try and flatter someone with the truth.

And to add upon the truths I speak of: you are correct. I am not a human, but a god. Egypt's own god of war and the desert — Set.

[30storieshigh]

Interesting 🤔. We share a commonality, humans once held me as a focus of devoted veneration as well 🛐.

I confess I do not know the names humans gave the lands in my world and I am still learning this one's. I know of many deserts however, is this "Egypt" one of an "Earth's" locations 🌎🌍🌏?