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[transmit]

[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]


️‍🔥 HOT OR NOT: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NEO TOKYO'S HOTTEST OUTSIDER? ️‍🔥


HOW IT WORKS:

1. Post a photo: Upload some photos, any photos, preferably ones that showcase your unique style. Keep it safe for work, folks!

2. Get rated & rate others: Are they hot, hot, hot (10)? Or are they not, not, not (1)? Share your thoughts using anything from a sliding scale of 1-10, to ✅ or ❎s, to whatever else you can think of. Agree? Disagree? Tell us why!

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( ooc: with mod permission, you're free to assume any implant glitches when it comes to posting an auto-generated profile and/or reacting to others! anon is "enabled", though characters don't necessarily have to use it. have fun! )

Comments

@mr. viper

[penaltypoints]

 YESOD

 @MR. VIPER

PICTURE 1, PICTURE 2, PICTURE 3
(credit: x, x, x, x)

CODING

@ice snap

[bowtography]

Glove biting?? I didn't know you had it in you!

[penaltypoints]

Neither did I.

[ Nor does he bite... strips of cloth? Or anything else. How is this even happening... SEOK DANG??? ]

[bowtography]

Still! Maybe you should try it! When you really want to wow someone.

[penaltypoints]

[ March really seems to believe that it would have the intended effect... ]

You don't think that the other party would find it odd?

[bowtography]

Nope! I think it'd make their heart skip a beat!

@onestepforward

[ignoreher]

[ HAAAAAAAAAA SHE KNOWS YOU THREE SHE'S NOT CALLING HER COWORKERS ATTRACTIVE.

...

it'd be totally weird if he was the only one of them she didn't comment on, though... ]

I know you didn't post this, Yesod, but I wish they could've found one with a smile... You have a nice one!

[penaltypoints]

[ Because Yesod is currently experiencing some procedure side effects making him remarkably relaxed and agreeable, this is in fact causing him to smile... despite his concern over some other conversations. ]

Do I?

I suppose I would have preferred that to fabricated images.

[ Why is his jacket unbuttoned... And does someone think of him and his colleagues in their machine bodies as inanimate objects? ]

[ignoreher]

[ Don't..................... look at those. that's fine. she's having fun, it's all just fun, it's not serious. probably. ]

You do! I mean, it's rare, but it's really nice. It wouldn't be such a treat if you threw it around all the time, I guess.

[penaltypoints]

[ It's too late... But as long as it doesn't end in more suffering, maybe it's harmless.

Malkuth's remarks regarding his smile will stay with Yesod, though. ]

Perhaps it's for the best that no picture of it exists, then. That said, yours isn't diminished by its frequency.

In any case, thank you.

[ignoreher]

[ wh..... hello????? ]

Who's teaching you such smooth lines, you dog?

[ who have you been talking to. stop that. ]

@Goldilocks

[likemybooks]

With this outfit? I'd say a 7/10. If you added a bit of color on your suit, a bit of energy in your expression, and then you'll go up to a 10.

I guess your AI form is kind of sexy? Not really my thing, but really cool.

[penaltypoints]

[ It's admittedly surprising to be described as "cool" — and the rest is no less so. ]

Color? What would you suggest?

[ Expanding his options to some extent isn't a bad idea, he supposes. ]

[likemybooks]

[Tary loves robots, those are automatic "cool" points.]

Maybe some red? It should be bright enough to stand apart from all the purple you wear.

[penaltypoints]

I'll consider it. You appear to be quite knowledgeable about the subject.

[ That is, Taryon's own assortment of images and attire in general seem colorful as well. ]

@hottie

[transmit]

[ yesod can't hear it but elysium is most definitely whistling from over on his end ]

You were going to get a 10 regardless, but
Hm
Maybe this elevates it to a 10.5?
I didn't know you had it in you, Mr. Viper!

[ had what? dwbi ]

[penaltypoints]

[ Yesod is absolutely wondering what this is supposed to mean... Examining it on a figurative microscope slide... ]

The storage suggestions, I take it?

[transmit]

The thirst trapping

[ this is for all intents and purposes, bant ]

[penaltypoints]

I see.

Then 11.5/10 seems fair.

[ To reflect the unexpected content??? ]

[transmit]

[ Yesod's message in of itself is unexpected content??? ]

10.9/10
Don't you think you've got a ways to go until you surpass me?

[ a ways being, apparently, 0.2 points ]

@ambrosia

[picky]

[ wow!!!!

she would give a score, but he didn't give her one, so... ]

You look handsome in these pictures!
Some of them are even a little scandalous...

[penaltypoints]

[ Scandalous... He's perishing... ]

I must say, yours were indisputably better.

[ No matter how strange he finds the notion of rating people, there are facts to acknowledge. ]

Nevertheless, thank you.

[picky]

[ oh? doki a little... ]

Oh, those were just ones the implant picked...

That probably happened with you too, didn't it?

[penaltypoints]

Indeed... In addition to the ability to create images using authentic memories, I suppose it can present the subject in unexpected situations as well.

[ Unexpected may be an understatement... ]

[picky]

Are these pictures fake then?