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[eyescar]

so i was thinking

[ A dangerous thing, for Yuji Itadori. ]

a lot of us have really cool powers, and i don't know how many of us have tried to put them together to help fight against the kaiju better.

like i can manipulate blood, and i can make it explode, so if other people had exploding powers, or could shoot really well, we could try and tag team?

i can teleport and heal, too, and i'm good at punching, so couldn't we do something with all our powers combined?

kind of like in an anime or something... a big kamahameha???

what do you think?

Comments

[eyescar]

ice and blood grenades!! and mechas!!

[gorb]

Actual mechas?

( What? He was a teenage boy once too. )

[eyescar]

yeah!! there's like three of them here, geto-san

[gorb]

( ...

Why does he immediately want Satoru's opinion on possible mechas? That's so unfair. )

I suppose that must be useful when fighting kaiju. Did you ask if any of them had particular skillsets? Can any of them fly?

[eyescar]

[ #Ex-Boyfriend Things ]

one of them flew with me
i don't know about the others, but i think hana-san's can fly too
i don't really need it so i didn't ask

[gorb]

Itadori, I am disappointed in you.

( Hard to parse over text, but l o l. )

You ask follow-up questions about cool things.

[eyescar]

we were in the middle of a fight!! it wasn't the time!!

[gorb]

Do better next time.

( Parallel universe Geto-sensei. )

[eyescar]

getoooo-saaaaan

[gorb]

Itadori-kun.

( Is he ... having ... fun? )

I take my fighting robots very seriously.

[eyescar]

[ The Yuji Itadori effect. ]

i'm sorry :(

[gorb]

You're fine.

I'm kidding. Mostly. I like the idea of them though. And sharing powers is ... a good idea, I suppose. At least next time we'd have a wider idea of what might work, instead of hitting a giant worm with everything we've got.

[eyescar]

yeah, that's what i wanted to happen!

if dandelion and i are gonna be able to work together like this, then other people should too. it'll help us take care of people.

[gorb]

Is that who helped you with the grenades?

[eyescar]

yup! we mixed his sweat and my blood

[gorb]

Disgusting.

But effective, so.

jumpscare icon

[eyescar]

it's not the worst thing i've eaten or bitten so

u made it so u jumpscared us all in the first place ;;

[gorb]

Oh?

Teenage diet? Those can be scary.

damn you right

[eyescar]

it's more like my special diet

[gorb]

( ... )

Mysterious. Worried I'll try to poison you?

[eyescar]

nah you can't be worse than sukuna

[gorb]

Did he try to poison you? Not exactly a curses' style.

[eyescar]

he didn't try to
i ate his fingers

[gorb]

( ...

...

Nope, no matter how many times he rereads that it still remains the same. )

Pardon?

[eyescar]

his fingers?