text | @need4speed

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[ a public text, arriving sometime between three and four in the afternoon - in other words, peak boredom hours for your average road-tripping teenager, non-human ones included, apparently. ]

so any1 know how long this road trips gonna take?? im kinda new here

anywayz i have a complaint. driving around in these vans is sooooo slow. u would think if they can build a teleporter theyd make some faster transportation but i guess thats 2 much to ask. SHEESH

i even ran ahead to try scouting out any kaijus (ur welcome btw) and didnt find anything!

[ only more scraps of those who'd already passed on, and that wasn't fun - just sad. ]

Comments

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I've only ever dealt with one big guy and this is the first time we've gone to another country for one...
Like seriously it took us less than a day to hunt it down
But this one seems like it's gonna be a lot trickier in a lot of ways

Anyway, cheer up! The van might be boring but I'm not!

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wow rly
what a pain!
2 bad my treasure hunting buddy isnt here w us i bet hed find it.

not boring huh?
ill take u up on that!! tell me something fun

[bowtography]

Sure! One time our whole train got swallowed by a bug!

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must have been a pretty big bug

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Big enough to swallow a train and another spaceship, yeah! It was pretty nervewracking.

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howd u get out?

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The knight guy who flirts with plants volunteered to try to use his spaceship to get it to
Not be very happy

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woah hold on
FLIRTS W PLANTS??
u cant just skim over that detail??

r they talking plants at least

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Nope. Just a normal fern.

[ Listen, Sonic, don't think too hard about it. ]

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wow
whatever floats ur boat i guess

did he ram the ship into its stomach or sth