text | @need4speed

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[ a public text, arriving sometime between three and four in the afternoon - in other words, peak boredom hours for your average road-tripping teenager, non-human ones included, apparently. ]

so any1 know how long this road trips gonna take?? im kinda new here

anywayz i have a complaint. driving around in these vans is sooooo slow. u would think if they can build a teleporter theyd make some faster transportation but i guess thats 2 much to ask. SHEESH

i even ran ahead to try scouting out any kaijus (ur welcome btw) and didnt find anything!

[ only more scraps of those who'd already passed on, and that wasn't fun - just sad. ]

Comments

[mechspeed]

I highly doubt they were built to withstand that kind of velocity. It would end poorly.

[Not that he'd care. But you know.]

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havent u ever heard of jokes

1/2

[mechspeed]

[Staring at his screen.]

[mechspeed]

You're not funny.

[He doesn't think anything's funny but he's still gonna make it personal.]

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ur just saying that bc ur a robot

[ a pause. well, he's known some robots who are okay... ]

an uncool robot

[mechspeed]

Your predilection for being "cool" is not a trait we share, so I will survive.

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u said it not me

[ he's taking a screenshot of metal saying he's not cool and keeping it forever ]