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[stonehearts]

Now that we've all had time to settle in, why don't we play a game? It's simple enough: you give two truths about yourself and one lie, and we all have a fun time guessing which is which. And if you already know the answers to someone's, there's no need to spill the true answer for all to see. Let's keep it as fair as we can, shall well?


I'll go first:

- I was 'hired' by my current employer after I offered a possibility to a branch of it that led them to invest millions of credits into something that never gave any returns
- It's very likely that I am currently dead wherever I came from after I challenged a very special woman to kill me
- The last planet I was on before this one was Thalassa, a world of oceans -- what was supposed to be a lovely vacation turned far more sinister when one of the locals unleashed an unknown entity from the ruins of an ancient, fallen starship from the fleet known as the Xianzhou

Now feel free to guess amongst yourselves, friends, and don't forget to give your own three options!

Comments

[ignoreher]

They can change their sex, so I think so!

[lovebombing]

Whoa

Okay anyways. You said three things? Here we go!

1. I have an older brother who I take care of back home, we grew up on the streets of Belobog together, he's not business-inclined like me though!
2. I got in the merchant business when a man pulled me aside when I was 15 and gave me 50 credits out of the goodness of his heart, which I then turned into a profit the very same day!
3. I can't stand sausages and if you give me one I will simply straight up puke

[ignoreher]

Third.

[ it's too straightforward....... ]

[lovebombing]

🎊

You got it! You're good at this!

[ignoreher]

[ ... ]

You're just too obvious about it. What does your brother do?

[lovebombing]

Oh I don't have one

[ignoreher]

Mister Koski, what's your current location?

[lovebombing]

Oh I messed it up!

I gave two lies and a truth! Hehe. Whoops

[ignoreher]

You should answer my question before my hummingbird finds out for me.

[lovebombing]

I'm not in my room if that's what you're asking!

[ignoreher]

[ well then, that makes it easier!

she'll simply direct citrine, her adorable little hummingbird, to find user moneybags and deliver to him a rope of sausage. it may take some time, but by god will that drone manage it. drop it in at your leisure. ]

That's perfect, actually! Nonetheless, I was really hoping to learn a little more about you, so I'm totally disappointed!

1/2

[lovebombing]

Oh, well! If you want that, I'll always come around for a good dinner, or even a drink! You just need to ask :D

2/2

[lovebombing]

[And later:]

Thank you! Wow! I really love sausage. You're a real pal, pal!

[There is a picture of him]

[actually happy taking a bite because]



[he really does love sausage i'm sorry malkuth he lied]

1/2

[ignoreher]

[ .............................. ]

2/2

[ignoreher]

The next time I see you, I'm bringing a body bag to dress you in.

[lovebombing]

Whoah isn't that too severe? You even gave me a gift :((((

Why are you so mean.

[ignoreher]

Because I don't appreciate being made a fool of.

[ yuwon is different. his are fun. this............... ]

[lovebombing]

No, no, you're not a fool. Trust me

Fools are a bad sort

Looking back, I think I lied for all of them! Sorry. Not sure why I did that



Sometimes you get so tired, you know


Sometimes the world is so tiring