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[curingidiocy]

[ This sure is a unique network post. You might even think it's some sort of spam message, until you look carefully and see that it is indeed sent by one of the Outsiders on base, one (1) Veritas Ratio. Still.... ]

Notice of Examination Period: May 13-14

On May 13-14, students will be undergoing written exams to assess their level of knowledge in certain subjects. The exams will be taking place in a cordoned section of the cafeteria during this period. Please refrain from entering the cafeteria if unnecessary, and keep noise levels to a minimum. There will be no restrictions during lunch period.

Below is the schedule of exams; plan your trips accordingly.


May 13
8:00-9:30 AM: Mathematics - Arithmetic, Geometry, Trigonometry, Algebra
10:00-11:30 AM: Mathematics - Statistics & Probability
1:30-3:00 PM: Mathematics - Calculus
3:30-5:00 PM: Economics

May 14
8:00-9:30 AM: Physics
10:00-11:30 AM: Chemistry
1:30-3:00 PM: Biology
3:30-5:00 PM: Environmental Sciences


These exams are diagnostic tests meant to inform further learning. Should you have an interest in educating yourself, direct your inquiries to me. The cut-off for requesting participation in these exams is 8 PM tonight.

Dr. Ratio
Professor, University of Veritas Prime
Intelligentsia Guild
Academic Representative of the Interastral Peace Corporation

Comments

[curingidiocy]

[ ...what kind of education have you had, young sir. ]

No. I am no combat instructor. My expertise lies in the academics. These are written exams.

I have noted your desire to participate. You need not bring anything with you. Writing materials will be provided.

[newphew]

[ don't worry about it ]

Okay I understand.

Is there a punishment for failure?Not that I'll fail!!

[ but just in case...... are we talking like light maiming or death ]

[curingidiocy]

[ What kind of education have you had, young sir!!!!! The way this young man has phrased the question is very suspicious, so he quietly notes this in the back of his mind. ]

These exams are meant to give me an understanding of the knowledge you yet lack. There will be no marks assigned to them and they will not affect your final grade should you choose to enroll in my class.

[newphew]

[ don't worry about it :') ]

Oh.,

[ so the punishments come in class. okay, makes total sense!! ]

And how do we prove ourselves worthy to be in your class?

[curingidiocy]

[ Again with the weird wording. It's very concerning. ]

You seem to be labouring under some misapprehensions. I do not know what you have experienced as education, but you need only confirm your interest to enroll. The diagnostic exams will help me tailor the course content to your needs, but they are not mandatory. Payment is not required either.

[newphew]

[ it's probably fine!!! ]

If you say so,.

I'l be there.

[curingidiocy]

I look forward to your participation.