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[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

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Yes they do this is how the algorithm works

Come on fam at least try

I didn't know nicknames were required to be based in fact.

do it for me then

what's your favorite color?

🌈

Of course. I am always happy to discuss such topics.

Will 8pm tonight be a suitable time? At this location.

[ He sends a private location bc I can't be assed to figure out this shit in specific!! Sorry u__u ]

Wire me 500 kryptos and I will

Relax, Doc. I've seen your personnel file, you know.

( so he knows that some of the answers aren't going to be lucky guesses and are, in fact, wildly off base. and the rest he figures are just a matter of time before someone finds out.

except for maybe the apple pie. )