voice @mikon - 11/11/2279

[tamamoe]

Hellolololo~!

Name your favorite Pocky. Quick!


I'll tell your romance fortune depending on the flavor.

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[misclassed]

[ susanoo and amaterasu proxy beef starts.... now! ]

Oh, don't play coy. It'll turn sour the moment you start trying to flash skin to get what you want. Save me the trouble.

[tamamoe]

[ If he throws a flayed horse onto her loom, she will use Castration Fist without hesitation. ]

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WHAT KIND OF FLOOZY DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!?!?!

[misclassed]

[ muramasa doesn't believe in disrespecting good craftsmanship like that. he is the calming factor here, kinda. ]

Floozy, no. But I have a hard time believing you're doing any of this without plans to line your pockets eventually. Guess our employers didn't let you bring that collection of monsters with you, so you're piddling fortunes before you find a way to use this lot as kaiju bait.

Tch, Koyanskaya, you're a lot more tolerable when you're not pretending to be anything besides the beast you are, yanno?

1/?

[tamamoe]

[ WHO




IS HE




TALKING ABOUT????? ]

2/?

[tamamoe]

[ Rolls right in here, accuses her of fleecing people (for no money?!?!?!), and insulting her out of nowhere???

Whoever this guy is, she's going to destroy him. Maybe drop a rock on him. Maybe crucify him and leave him for the buzzards.

SO MANY CHOICES!!! ]

3/?

[tamamoe]

If you're going to keep insulting me by mistaking me for this Koyanskank-ya....

[ I have no way to describe her frustrated growls other than "angry fox noises." ]

4/4

[tamamoe]

SHOW ME YOUR FACE, WRETCHED CUR!!

I WANNA SEE THE FACE THAT'LL LOOK ON ME WITH HORROR AND REGRET AS I CRUSH HIS BALLS TO DUST!!!

REDO WITH A BETTER ICON

[misclassed]

[ ... ]

What.

[tamamoe]

What do you mean "what?"!

You come in here cursing me out and accusing me of being some chick I don't even know-

AND NOW YOU'RE PLAYING DUMB? YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID!

[misclassed]

[ ... either... he fucked up. or. she's a very good actor.

but koyanskaya usually wants to like. flay people, not... crush their nuts. ]

I may be old but I'm not deaf, you damn fox! I know what you sound like!

[tamamoe]

If you're so old, no wonder you're spouting off ridiculous things! You're just senile!!

Quit accusing me of being some scammer! That's big dollar lawsuit material, you geezer!! I'll take your cane and your false teeth!!

[misclassed]

You're just proving my point, now!

[tamamoe]

Well, when I'm done stomping your balls, I'm going to go deal with that Koyanskaya chick!! You'll both get your comeuppance for messing with Tamamo!

Stay put!

1/2.

[misclassed]

[ What. Is. This. Obsession. With. Testicles. ]

[misclassed]

Tch, go ahead and try. Gimme a good excuse to cut you down, coworker or not.

[ Also. He's in Kyoto. ]

[tamamoe]

Tch.

I just wanted to do something fun because it was a silly holiday, but then all of you assholes had to pop up and just ruin the fun and get mad when I get upset.

...hic!

[misclassed]

[ ... ]

Are you honestly pretending to goddamn cry?

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[tamamoe]

[ Since he won't believe her, he gets a video feed of her face. Streaming with tears, ears drooping, and even a bit of a runny nose. ]

You're the worst person I've ever met! I hope you die!!

[ The feeds ends and is replaced with big, glaring text: ]

USER MIKON HAS BLOCKED YOU. YOU WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO SEE OR RECEIVE MESSAGES FROM THIS USER OR REPLY TO THEIR POSTS.

[misclassed]

[ blocked? fine. no skin off his nose. it's good, even, some some peace and quiet from that usually unignorable ruckus in his oculars.

though... did koyanskaya change her hair or something? she seemed... less pink than usual...

oh well! he doesn't care. ]