i knew it my future awaits a life of monastic seclusion spinning my ill jams in the highest mountains bestowing the sickest beats on the pilgrims tenacious enough to mount my soaring peaks til the day i kickflip my board too hard and go sailing off my hermit mountain like a piece of garbage
god wouldnt that be the shit get found a century or decade later by some lucky hiker or outdoor pervert flip the scientific community on their collective egg heads by providing the most rad skeleton a lil guy could imagine wheels of my board still rollin
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No, that's cheating.
Die. ]
You will perish forever alone.
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my future awaits
a life of monastic seclusion
spinning my ill jams in the highest mountains
bestowing the sickest beats on the pilgrims tenacious enough to mount my soaring peaks
til the day i kickflip my board too hard
and go sailing off my hermit mountain like a piece of garbage
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If you self-mummify, at least you'll leave behind a rockin' corpse!
[ Please kill her for that pun. ]
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get found a century or decade later by some lucky hiker or outdoor pervert
flip the scientific community on their collective egg heads
by providing the most rad skeleton a lil guy could imagine
wheels of my board still rollin
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May the gods not send a pervert your way, I guess.
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but yeah
perversion lives in us all
something something the human condition
hey if i pick a real flavor will i get a second draw
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Go ahead.
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just like me
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Beware of excessive dokidoki moments!
Your heart might burst from love AND cholesterol!