voice @mikon - 11/11/2279

[tamamoe]

Hellolololo~!

Name your favorite Pocky. Quick!


I'll tell your romance fortune depending on the flavor.

Comments

@Bootyyyshaker9000, voice

[soft_shelled]

Milk.

Although telling someone's fortune sounds silly.

[tamamoe]

Silly and yet here you are.

[ She lets him sit with that thought as she hums to herself, pretending to read some cards. ]

Milk looks and tastes so plain, but it's refreshing and good for you! Unless you're lactose intolerant...

Fifty-fifty chance of your love prospects being the best you've ever known...or going horribly wrong.

[soft_shelled]

[SQUINTS at hearing all of that.]

I'm bored. Also you're just making this up aren't you?

[Because it's that, or she's trawled the network because fortune-telling isn't real!!!]

[tamamoe]

Sounds like somebody's mad they didn't get a 100% good fortune.

[soft_shelled]

Why would I be mad about something that isn't real?

[tamamoe]

Something being real or not doesn't stop people from being mad about it. Read a history book sometime.

If you want another fortune, pick a different flavor.

[soft_shelled]

[It's more she got a little too close to home that he is like this.]

Why would I do that? That would be lying.

[tamamoe]

Then you're stuck with the fortune I gave you~

Too bad.

[soft_shelled]

Good thing fortunes, like magic, are fake.

[tamamoe]

Uhuhuhuuuuuuuuu~

Fortunes are fake but you came here to seek one out? [ Keeheeheehee! ] You're mad about that fortune after all, you sore loser.

[soft_shelled]

I already said, I'm bored. Do you have a goldfish's memory or something?

A lot of stuff is fake, but you do them out of boredom. Like watching a movie or reading a book. None of that is real, but we still partake of them.

[tamamoe]

[ Oh, same hat. She, too, is bored as all hell. ]

Then it doesn't matter if I give you a good fortune...or if I say your crush will hate your guts forever.

@Gisei

[harboredfeelings]

Ignore him, he's an idiot.

Besides, his crush already tries to kill him at every opportunity~

Shut up.

[tamamoe]

[ you again??? ]

[soft_shelled]

I'd have to have a crush for that to make any sense.

[If he denies it, it can't hurt him!!!]

[tamamoe]

Wow, that's so very, very sad!

[soft_shelled]

Your sarcasm is noted, ma'am.

[tamamoe]

Don't call me ma'am, brat.

[soft_shelled]

But it'd be rude of me to address the elderly any other way.

[He doesn't know how old she is, and she doesn't exactly sound old, but he's not stupid. His best friend is a young woman, so he knows how to piss one off. Even if April isn't a normal one.]

[tamamoe]

No wonder you like the milk flavor then. You're still a baby!

[soft_shelled]

I think everyone is a baby compared to you, Grandma.

[tamamoe]

Youth and beauty are no match for wisdom and treachery!

Luckily. I possess all four.

[soft_shelled]

Oh, so you're actually ugly and stupid. Gotcha.

[tamamoe]

[ The snapping sound from the room next door is nothing. Don't worry about it. ]

What a funny baby. Toddle on back to the nursery, okay Aka-chan?

[soft_shelled]

[Hope she doesn't catch that slight cackle from next door.]

But it'd be rude of me to leave the elderly unattended, grandma.