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[mace_pray_love]

[Here's another newbie! Jessica turns on the recording, has that awkward moment of waiting for it to start.]

now? ok! Hello everyone! I'm Jessica. I'm new here and I've got a few questions.

[She holds up one finger.] Is killing kaiju the only way to make money around here?
[A second finger.] What sort of style clothes do you wear to a wedding in this town?
[A third finger.] Does anyone have experience setting up a shrine?

Thanks in advance! If I can help any of you out with healing or monster clean-up, count on me!

[She flashes the camera a smile, then has another moment of blinking and fumbling to disconnect the recording.]

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

1. haha it's not so much they're FOR cats as they feature cats as an attraction!
2. well, we're going for a light pink and blue color scheme, since the theme is cherry blossom viewing, so any color that's pale should work!
3. AND HEY, I'M WORKING ON IT! these things take time and effort and money, and the last I'm not so good with!

[In other words, he's a bum, broke god. Or was until recently.]

[mace_pray_love]

[Welp, sorry Nall, guess this world doesn't cater to cat customers either.]

that sounds adorable!
and that sounds cute!
AND GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND GET IT DONE. and until you do, what are your divine symbols?
[No reason, asking for a friend.]

[intertwinedfates]

[Clearly someone needs to corner the market of cafes for cats! Catnip tea and treats!]

YES MA'AM [Hope she realizes she's one of only three people he shows that level of respect to here, one being his future wife.] my symbols, huh? I think crowns and cherry blossoms would probably be mine. oh! and cats and capybaras! because they're totally cute!

[mace_pray_love]

[She doesn't yet, but she won't be surprised when she figures it out.]

i've never heard of a capybara, but i know the rest.

[intertwinedfates]

[It's the (slightly) scary women who get him to be respectable.]

oh, they're neat! they're giant rodents, but cute!

[Just for good measure, he sends her a picture!]

[mace_pray_love]

i usually don't like rodents, but these ones are actually really cute? i guess the bigger, the better!

[intertwinedfates]

right~? there's something about them being bigger that just makes them more appealing! helps that they're nothing like rats, too

[mace_pray_love]

yeah, they seem way friendlier

[Not that she can really tell that from one picture, but she's going off of vibes. Hopefully these creatures or their likeness are easy to obtain, for no particular reason.]

[intertwinedfates]

yup! they're pretty docile, which makes them ideal for cuddling

[Thankfully for her, a simple internet search should prove fruitful given their surge in popularity back in the 21st century.]

[mace_pray_love]

[Man, she just got persuaded out of a live capybara at the shrine by Shoto, and now you’re telling her they’re docile and cuddly?]

so do they live around here?

[intertwinedfates]

[Darn interfering goody two-shoes! Though perhaps having live animals isn't the wisest choice given their dangerous line of work for LILITH. And the tendency for folks to disappear back home at a moment's notice.]

I think they had some imported, though they're native to south america

[mace_pray_love]

[Hmm. 'Imported' sounds like 'probably not up for grabs'.]

i wanna see one sometime, so i'll keep my eyes out for 'em

[intertwinedfates]

[Or at least "dubiously sourced"...]

okay! I'll let you know if I find any, too!