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[mace_pray_love]

[Here's another newbie! Jessica turns on the recording, has that awkward moment of waiting for it to start.]

now? ok! Hello everyone! I'm Jessica. I'm new here and I've got a few questions.

[She holds up one finger.] Is killing kaiju the only way to make money around here?
[A second finger.] What sort of style clothes do you wear to a wedding in this town?
[A third finger.] Does anyone have experience setting up a shrine?

Thanks in advance! If I can help any of you out with healing or monster clean-up, count on me!

[She flashes the camera a smile, then has another moment of blinking and fumbling to disconnect the recording.]

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[mace_pray_love]

WHAT? [THAT LAZY BUM!]

Althena isn't here, but i am, and my prayers to her still work, so i want to be able to properly say 'thank you' to her.

[queenofkur]

I see...

May I suggest postponing the construction of such a shrine?
It may be disheartening to the gods present here who do not have one,
That to see a deity who is not present has one.

[ Like Yato. And her. ]

[mace_pray_love]

how many gods here don't have shrines? why aren't their worshipers taking care of that?

[The answer isn't to stop Jessica from making a shrine for Althena, it's to get everyone to get off their butts and help make shrines for everyone else too.]

[queenofkur]

W
Well there's Yato,
Me
And Tezcatlipoca I suppose.

The reason why our worshipers aren't taking care of that is because

W
We don't have any?

[ The absolute shame! Now they do have fans among the civilian population, but they've been busy writing scandalous smut novels about them rather than doing anything productive! Sniff. Whine. ]

[mace_pray_love]

[Well, good thing LILITH finally brought in a priestess in training. Jessica is going to get so much extra credit, it's not even going to matter that she skipped so much class.]

well, what kind of worship did you used to get? what were your symbols?

[no reason, asking for a friend]

1/4

[queenofkur]

W
Well

[queenofkur]

[ T-This is so awkward. Why did she even reply to this post?! ]

[queenofkur]

[ Okay, she can't let that kind woman waiting for an answer forever! Deep breathes, and then-- ]

4/4

[queenofkur]

I
I have barely ever been worshiped.
Negligibly so compared to other gods.
Most humans avoided speaking my name or depicting any sort of symbol so afraid they were of me.
Even the other gods ignored me.

I
I probably am the most detested goddess in human history.

[mace_pray_love]

[Oh boy, this is going to be harder than Jess thought. Who is she, the Goddess of Crying??]

ok, forget about all that. tezcatlipoca said you like flowers. do you have a favorite one?

[queenofkur]

A
Amarcrinum
But why?
And what else has he said about me?

[mace_pray_love]

i haven’t heard of those before.

[She’ll google it later, since that’s a thing she can do now.]

all he said you were a god of death from a different time and side of the world from him.

do you want me to ask him what he thinks about you? boys are idiots, so you usually have to be really direct with them.

[she says, while failing to communicate with off-again, on-again boyfriend on the regular. Do as she says, not as she does.]

[queenofkur]

NO
ABSOLUTELY NOT

It's nothing like that.
Besides he has a boyfriend.

He's annoying.
And a stalker.
I just don't want him to defame me in my back.

@dsvoid

[voidbound]

Stop misinterpreting our relationship, that also counts as defamation.

[mace_pray_love]

hey, who invited you?! we’re having girl talk right now, so SCRAM!

[voidbound]

There is a part in that conversation that involves me. I should be allowed to respond.

If she’s concerned because she has romantic feelings for Tezcatlipoca, then she should harbor them without involving me. My relationship with Tezcatlipoca is not a romantic one, so she shouldn’t be worried.

[queenofkur]

I helped him write you a Valentine's Day card.

[ She knows it's hard but he needs to get to the acceptance stage. ]

not here but NOT BY CHOICE

[fursuit]

[ there was definitely half of an indignant (crashing out) response written to this, and then he got blocked. finally, it's tezca's time to suffer ]

NOT HERE EITHER

[zauneyete]

[ HOW'S IT FEEL TO NOT BE ABLE TO GO ON A SCREED HUH? ]

[voidbound]

[ he shouldn’t ask. this won’t be recorded within the five minutes, so asking is a waste of data. ]

Why?

[queenofkur]

Because he loves you.

[ There, she's said it. Yes, Tezcatlipoca uses the word "favor" but he's made it clear what he means with that word when it comes to some people. And because she is a goddess who refuses to let romance go untold: ]

I don't know how your five minutes a day work,
(Yes, he told me about that, he talks about you all the time)
But you better remember it,
Or I'll send you a message with this every day until you remember it.

I will not allow for people here to not live their lives to the fullest!
And you two deserve to live happy lives while you can.

barges in

[fursuit]

??????

I told you he ain't my boyfriend

[ what is he then? uh.🧍 don't worry about it ]

and what the hell why are you back to calling me a stalker?? I was being nice!!

[mace_pray_love]

AND YOU, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING TO ERESH?

[fursuit]

not you too

I didn't do shit!!

[ except breaking her heart a little, but. look. he didn't mean to,,, ]

did I say anything defamatory huh

[queenofkur]

[ blocked

for 24 hours but still a block. ]