video | @that's humerus

[vivisexual]

[In a picture perfect seiza, Yugamu waves politely to start the video.]

Hello, everyone! I've spoken to a few of you already, but I wanted to try and make a more professional first impression!

[Putting his hand down primly on his lap, and smiling brightly in a way that could not possibly prepare you for what he's about to say;]

My name is Yugamu Omokage, and while I'm a professional assassin, currently, my goal is to become a doctor! If anyone has any tips on how to best further my education, I'd love to hear it! That said, if any of you are personally offended by Dr Spim's conscientious bedside manner like Mr. Silco, I'm happy to provide an alternative, I have lots of hands on surgical experience!

[This absolutely needless shot at Silco is offered completely blithely like it's funny to him, rather than a genuine mean spirited critique of the man.]

The other thing I'd like to ask after is information about the kaiju. I know there's some on public record, but I'm curious to get more personal accounts, particularly if anyone else has tried taking them apart or tested any toxins on them!

In any case, I look forward to working with all of you! My previous monster killing experience was with people my age so I hope to learn a lot here.

Comments

[voidbound]

I understand.

How come they were having you kill monsters before coming here?

[vivisexual]

Hm? Same as here, they were posing a threat to the continued existence of humanity.

[voidbound]

Not many can say that they have experience in this exact scenario.

And your surgical experience comes from where?

[vivisexual]

I know, it's quite funny! Maybe that's why LILITH chose me?

My most recent and impressive procedure, if you ask me, is I extracted and swapped the bombs implanted on two of my friend's spines. It'd take too long to explain why it was necessary to do so, suffice to say it was successful.

[voidbound]

I don't have time for an explanation, so that's fine.

That is impressive, though. It's a good way to utilize the precision that's needed for assassination. I already have a surgeon, but I'll remember this.

[vivisexual]

[He doesn't know how to respond to the compliment so;]

Oh, well then thank you for taking time out of your busy day to speak with me!!

[voidbound]

Nothing to thank me about. There’s no lack of interesting people in this place, so I’m making sure to take in as much info as possible.

[vivisexual]

That's true. What else have you learned that's interesting so far? If you can spare the time.