( video | un: fishbones )

[powderkegs]

All right, ladies and gentleman and gentlepeople! It's time for the main event! That's right, it's what you've all been waiting for!

BEETLE BATTLE TIME

At 3 o'clock, at the park, we're gonna bring our toughest, meanest, more ferocious beasties to battle it out! Who will be the best of them all and take home the prize!

[ jinx pulls back to reveal the prize which is a fancy look trophy, gleaming and bright. normally, she'd put her trademark style on it, but if she wants a wider appeal, she has to go . . . sighs, corporate. ]

And of course, I will be supervising and commentating! Join us for fun! The glam! The honour!

Jinx out!

Comments

[powderkegs]

We pit our bugs against each other in an epic battle!

And I don't know, first one to back down or faint loses.

[likemybooks]

That's...

[Not much of a ruleset. Or enough safeguards.]

Sumo rules? Do we have a referee? Is it like fencing and a strike gets your points?

[powderkegs]

You're getting wayyy too hung up with the details, Fop Man.

Fight or flight. Simple enough.

[likemybooks]

Alright. Come up with whatever we have. Simple enough.

[He says, reassuring himself that this is just like running into a dungeon and coming up with a strategy on the fly when you run into cultists.]

[powderkegs]

[ jinx gives him a long look. ]

Think you can handle it?

[likemybooks]

Of course I can. I've seen worse happen. [And it's not like it will be the first time that his heart has been broken by commanding something in a fight and having it be killed.]

[powderkegs]

Right.

This is for fun. You know what that is, fop boy?

[likemybooks]

I know how to have fun. I will have the most fun you've ever seen. I will be the life of the afterparty.

[powderkegs]

Okay, geez, no need to sound desperate.

Meet me at the park and we can have our first showdown.