Video; @Neon Leon

[makesascene]

[This is sure another giant turtle. Be it one wearing a blue mask instead of Donnie's usual purple. Thanks to his twin for grabbing him fabric for mask based purposes.]

Blabity blabity blah blah we're all conscripted into a war we don't know the true depths of. [Leo waves a hand dismissively.] Whateverrrr. We'll figure it out. We got butt to kick, names to take, insert heroic speech here. I'll cook you up something inspiring after a bit of a gab session, alright?

[A very normal start to a video post right here. The turtle is seated in his brothers' dorm room, just lazily taking up his space. He is Leisuring.]

I'd like to belatedly say 'sorry if my brother pissed you off', cause apparently Dee has been stirring dramaaaa without me.

Which brings me to the real question, whose gonna spill tea on what my twin has been up to? He's tight-lipped about some stuff, sooo, someone fill a guy in?

[yes, he's starting this conversation WHILE in his brother's room.]

Comments

[soft_shelled]

Don't make promises you can't keep.

[makesascene]

Well, now I'm going to live forever out of spite.

[soft_shelled]

Uh huh.

[makesascene]

Believe in me, Donald. I'll become old and wrinkled, live long enough to drive you crazy.

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, yeah. And you'll outlive us all too.

[makesascene]

You'll be decrepit with me, Dee. Only fair.

[soft_shelled]

Is this where I explain the average lifespans of our two species of turtle then?

[makesascene]

Is this the part where I remind you, we're mutants and our general lifespans probably are gonna be extremely weird?

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, yeah. Since Red Ears tend to only live to twenty in the wild, your claim of old age would be pretty bad then.

[makesascene]

You are absolutely ruining the vibe I am trying to put out here. I don't know how you're managing it so successfully.

[soft_shelled]

It's a skill. A twin skill.

[makesascene]

Your sick squillkz need work, Dee.

[soft_shelled]

You're just jealous, Lee.

[makesascene]

Jealous that you can kill a joke? Naw, I'm just shaking my head at that ability.

[soft_shelled]

Jokes need to be funny, you know that right?

[makesascene]

Given we lived through a near death experience for everyone involved, me going 'haha, we'll live forever' was joking about coping through a tough situation to set both of us at ease, you dweeb.

[soft_shelled]

Well it didn't work out that way now did it?

[makesascene]

Cause you didn't go with it! omg, dee...

[soft_shelled]

Why would I? I was being serious.