Video; @Neon Leon

[makesascene]

[This is sure another giant turtle. Be it one wearing a blue mask instead of Donnie's usual purple. Thanks to his twin for grabbing him fabric for mask based purposes.]

Blabity blabity blah blah we're all conscripted into a war we don't know the true depths of. [Leo waves a hand dismissively.] Whateverrrr. We'll figure it out. We got butt to kick, names to take, insert heroic speech here. I'll cook you up something inspiring after a bit of a gab session, alright?

[A very normal start to a video post right here. The turtle is seated in his brothers' dorm room, just lazily taking up his space. He is Leisuring.]

I'd like to belatedly say 'sorry if my brother pissed you off', cause apparently Dee has been stirring dramaaaa without me.

Which brings me to the real question, whose gonna spill tea on what my twin has been up to? He's tight-lipped about some stuff, sooo, someone fill a guy in?

[yes, he's starting this conversation WHILE in his brother's room.]

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@hellonurse, backdated lol

[wwtd]

[ "dee"

that's cute. ]

Oh! Hello!
Are you a fan of Lou Jitsu and Jupiter Jim, too?

[makesascene]

Yes, yes I am. [Donnie has been spreading the good things around, clearly.] I see you are a woman of refined taste and class.

[wwtd]

[ what a charmer. ]

Haha...! My old high school friends would disagree with you. They made fun of my obsession with my MMA idol, Touno-sama. I'm a pretty big fan of martial arts so Lou Jitsu caught my interest.

[ UNDERSELLING IT. ]

Are you the... artistic brother, by chance?

[makesascene]

Psh, psh, some people just don't know what good taste is. Mock people who know what the real shizz is.

Naw, that's Mikey. I'm the cool one.

[wwtd]

[ what are these words he's saying ]

Aaaah. I see. [ HUMORING HIM. ] The cool one beeeeing...?

[makesascene]

[wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.]

I'm Leo. Donnie's twin. He's the smart one. I'm the cool one. Easy.

[wwtd]

[ HOW DARE YOU?? ]

Leo. Nice to meet you! I'm Hiyori. The nurse - er, doctor one. [ (canned laughter. jk.) ]

I don't know. I think Donatello is pretty cool in his own right. And I don't see eyebrows on your mask?

[makesascene]

The Nurse Doctor One is definitely a title. [He's just going to take it as a full title.]

He's cool in his own right, but, clearly, I'm the cool one in general. Cool guy aura, you know how it is. [what the fuck are you talking about-] Eyebrows are part of his trademark. Couldn't infringe on that, y'know.

[wwtd]

I'll take it. Maybe I can ask to change it at the hospital. [ wear it with Pride.

and a laugh. ]

You two get along, huh?

[makesascene]

No one else will have the combo, so, you gotta. Make sure people remember you. [He taps a finger to the side of his head as he says that, winking.]

Yeah, as well as any twins do. He's only bitten me like twice. A record given what he's like when he's cronky. [Bite shaming on the network is real.]

[wwtd]

I gotta. [ hiyori repeats like she doesn't have a choice now. or she's playing along. ]

A-aha. I guess we have that in common, too.

[ girl what ]

[makesascene]

[That second part takes Leo completely off guard.]

Wait, wait, wait, did Donnie bite you?

[wwtd]

[ that icon lmfao ]

NO. Nonono! No! He didn't bite me! [ don't start any RUMORS PLEASE ] We get along!! I brought him hot water bottles!

[ GIRL WHAT ]

[makesascene]

[He proceeds to get sillier with every icon.]

Okay, awesome, cool, excellent, cause I am not equipped to handle him randomly biting people. The Fox Situation was already a mess.

Not sure why you brought him hot water bottles, but thank you for hydrating him!

[wwtd]

[ good good good ]

The what situation? [ does she want to know? should she be prying like this? but she WANTS TO KNOW ]

Oh, he was - what was the word? Brumation! He was going through brumation and needed food and warmth. So, I offered to help. Cuddling was mentioned to help the most because body heat but ahah...

[makesascene]

[How is his brother getting in these weird situation with girls???] Foxxy Loxxy and Donnie have a whole beef situation. I just walked into it, even I don't know all the deep forbidden lore between two people who are the equivalent to oil and water mixing.

I'm glad you settled on hot water bottles to heat him up, cause he doesn't handle the cold well. [He's ignoring the cuddle thing for his own sanity.]

[wwtd]

Oh, sure. It was no problem. I wanted to help since he seemed so uncomfortable... [ great question!! ]

Foxxy Loxxy...? [ jeopardy music ]

KAGA?!

DONNIE AND KAGA????

[makesascene]

[See someone else understands his naming conventions perfectly!!]

Oh, Dee, used to wish for that. But, shock and awe, she's rude as hell. [He's keeping polite in public. Cause, hey, Kaga is rude.]

[wwtd]

[ more like process of elimination there are two foxgirls here but YEAH SURE TOES UNDERSTAND THE CONVENTIONS ]

He did?!

[ hand over mouth ]

Huh? Kaga isn't rude. She's nice - [ maybe a little violent but, eh. who isn't? ]

Unless he pissed her off...

[makesascene]

I won't say anymore, because Donnie will bite me, again. [Criminal brother, criminal!!]

Okay, listen, everything seems to piss her off. If a butterfly landed near her, she'd probably get mad.

[wwtd]

Oh.

[ "again".............. ]

Wh- that's not true! Kaga has a pet fox named Kiko and she's so well-behaved and very sweet!

[makesascene]

[Siblings be like this.]

You're giving glowing praise to an animal she's associated with, not her. Not exactly winning her any brownie points here.

[wwtd]

[ they do be ]

I, well, that's because Kiko is a good girl. But it's for both!! Pets are a reflection of their owner.

If you actually got to know Kaga, for who she really is, you'd see it. She's here to protect humanity, too. She just has... a little bit of a temper with certain things. Is that so bad?

[makesascene]

Pets can also be the opposite of an owner, but, I've never met Kiko. I'll assume she's a good girl though.

It's not great when it leads her to lashing out at people. Dee ain't perfect [He will call his brother out for that] but her first response is aggression a lot of the time. Glad you got past that wall she's built to keep everyone else away.

[wwtd]

You should. Ask Kaga about her. I bet that would make her happy and you'd see a different side to her.

[ hiyori don't out kaga's dere side??????? ]

.... Okay, it's not. You're right, but! The point is the butterfly did nothing to piss her off, so she wouldn't get mad. Did Dee- Donatello... do something...?