Video; @Neon Leon

[makesascene]

[This is sure another giant turtle. Be it one wearing a blue mask instead of Donnie's usual purple. Thanks to his twin for grabbing him fabric for mask based purposes.]

Blabity blabity blah blah we're all conscripted into a war we don't know the true depths of. [Leo waves a hand dismissively.] Whateverrrr. We'll figure it out. We got butt to kick, names to take, insert heroic speech here. I'll cook you up something inspiring after a bit of a gab session, alright?

[A very normal start to a video post right here. The turtle is seated in his brothers' dorm room, just lazily taking up his space. He is Leisuring.]

I'd like to belatedly say 'sorry if my brother pissed you off', cause apparently Dee has been stirring dramaaaa without me.

Which brings me to the real question, whose gonna spill tea on what my twin has been up to? He's tight-lipped about some stuff, sooo, someone fill a guy in?

[yes, he's starting this conversation WHILE in his brother's room.]

Comments

[harboredfeelings]

Depends on the person, I'd think.

[ F L E R T. But also if it had been Enterprise who kissed her in the middle of a brawl Kaga would have zero complaints... double standards are fascinating. ]

In this case though? I was almost willing to let it go until he started insulting my pride. Getting kissed may be annoying but belittling what I am is unforgivable.

[lostdestiny]

He was giving you a hard time about being a KAN-SEN?

[harboredfeelings]

Some non-sense about how I waste my life by dedicating it to my duty as one, yes. The little green bastard seems to think our creations were similar enough that he needs to be save me from my way of life.

[lostdestiny]

It's not a waste if you want to fight






But

If you don't want to fight you shouldn't have to. Even if it's what you're good at

[soft_shelled]

[He may only be able to see half this conversation but dammit he's going to say something.]

What you're saying is exactly what I was saying to her.

In fact...

[Fuck it, Donnie's attaching the audio of his and Kaga's encounter in Egypt.]

[makesascene]

[Wow, he hates this conversation. He is glad to have context, but hearing Donnie think no one would mourn him feels like a gut punch.]

First of all, Dee, we are part mammal.

Second of all, you would be mourned, you dummy. Don't say that kinda stuff.

[soft_shelled]

Not mammal enough for rabies to be an issue, Leo.

[And just not touching that last bit.

[makesascene]

It's still pretty mammal-y, nerd.

You heard me, don't deny it. Heck, that silence means you agree with me completely.

[soft_shelled]

Human DNA being used to mutate us still isn't enough for rabies to be an issue, we don't even have any mammalian attributes.

Whatever.

misspelling mammalian like that took a year off my life

[makesascene]

Pretty sure we got some mamamamamailaian stuff somewhere.

I am so glad you've 1000% agreed with me. It means I won't have to come find you.

bless u

[soft_shelled]

[Seriously, Leo?]

I'm not agreeing with you, I just don't feel like arguing with you.

[makesascene]

Which means, I win by default. The best way to win.

[He's really trying for bravado, even if he isn't feeling it.]

[soft_shelled]

More like the worst way.

[makesascene]

Still winning, Donald. Once again, I reign supreme.

[soft_shelled]

X.

[DOUBTS, SO MUCH DOUBT.]

[makesascene]

Bro, I think you dropped these.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W,

X, Y, Z.

[soft_shelled]

[BLOCKED.

but not really, he's just no longer replying.]

[makesascene]

[Hurtful, brother does not want to learn about the alphabet!!]

[harboredfeelings]

It's what I'm good at and what I was made to do. Enjoying it should be expected.

But apparently that's not good enough for the turtle. More his problem than mine, really.