[text] @xXdarkwarriorXx

[fessus]

Who's the worst person you've met here and why? Pref an Outsider but if they've all been cool I'll open it up to whoever

I'm making a list



Bonus: if you guess a number between 1 and 100 and get closest to the one I'm thinking of I've got smth for you

Comments

[immortalpoet]

Maybe. But I think I trip over it more than not. It's not like I have you on a leash.

[zauneyete]

Certainly not, and I know you don't hate it. I bet you would get bored within a matter of hours if you did.

[immortalpoet]

Well, that wouldn't be like you. So it would be weird in its own way.

[zauneyete]

Oh, it would be weird, would it? Be careful, I might start to think that you prefer things a certain way...

[immortalpoet]

Oh? And what way would that be? Do elaborate.

[zauneyete]

Didn't you call me the worst?

Maybe you just prefer cantankerous old things that aren't exactly palatable.

[immortalpoet]

Good to know about your tastes. Thanks for sharing. Never would have known.

[zauneyete]

Hah, well. What can I say?

These things can go both ways, can't they?

[immortalpoet]

Who says that they do? I think you're just a presumptuous old git, but maybe that's presumptuous of me.

[zauneyete]

Presumptuous old git is it? We have an old saying down in the mines.

In the dark, the coal can't differentiate itself from iron.

[ we're not so different, you and i ]

[immortalpoet]

Pot calling kettle black. I got it.

[Ugh.]

Are you going to spend all day harping on me, Mr. Coal?

[zauneyete]

Oh, I don't know... Maybe I'll find something better to do than harp on you, Mr. Iron.

[ jesus FUCkIng christ ]

I'll have to see where the day takes me. Who knows, maybe I'll find a reason to pick it back up later.

[immortalpoet]

[...]

[It reminds him of Malkuth's nicknames, suddenly, and it leaves a bad taste in his mouth.]

Maybe I'll find a reason as to why you won't.

[zauneyete]

[ Ignorantly: ]

Oh?

Maybe you won't, maybe you will. We'll just have to see, won't we?

[immortalpoet]

Who's "we"?

[just]


[being a little shit because he can]

[zauneyete]

Just some presumptuous old gits that seem to needle each other.

[ :) ]

Or something like that.

[immortalpoet]

Don't say that. I might say that you made me feel mildlu amused.

[zauneyete]

You might?

Maybe I should just remind you how terrible I can be, then. Unless you always find horrible things amusing?

[immortalpoet]

No, I usually find them annoying. But who knows, these days. So irritable as to be laughable, perhaps.

[zauneyete]

Oh, normally they're annoying?

I'll keep that in mind, next time. We can't make things too amusing for you. I wouldn't want to ruin that dour little aura you have going on there.

[immortalpoet]

You already ruin my dour little aura on a regular basis. What am I ever going to do with you....

😑

[zauneyete]

What indeed?

Well, I suppose I should give you plenty of time to decide, shouldn't I?

[immortalpoet]

Eh. On second thought, who needs to waste thought on that sort of stuff...

[zauneyete]

How contrary of you.

I suppose if you don't come up with any ideas, I'll be forced to keep harping on you as usual, hm?

[immortalpoet]

Forced? And who is forcing you to be a nuisance? Don't you have a day job?