[text] @xXdarkwarriorXx

[fessus]

Who's the worst person you've met here and why? Pref an Outsider but if they've all been cool I'll open it up to whoever

I'm making a list



Bonus: if you guess a number between 1 and 100 and get closest to the one I'm thinking of I've got smth for you

Comments

[soft_shelled]

Negative 100.

Cool, cool, cool.

[fessus]

Wow sub-toad level........

What did he do to you anyway

[soft_shelled]

He's purposely ignorant!

Like you tell him something and he thinks what he knows is correct, when it's not?

[fessus]

Yeah ngl I've met guys like that

[ too many...... ]

What's an example?

[soft_shelled]

He apparently can't tell the difference between a mutant turtle and a kaiju.

[STILL SALTY ABOUT IT MONTHS LATER!!!!]

1/2

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2/2

[fessus]

What's the difference between a mutant turtle and a kaiju

[soft_shelled]

Well for one, to my knowledge, kaiju aren't half human.

[fessus]

No way, not at that size

[ Because this is surely the only limitation. ]

Mutant human turtle would prob make that more obvious, not saying you have to change the name

[soft_shelled]

Technically I started as a turtle and the human DNA was used to mutate me, so adding human to the descriptor is kind of misleading?

[fessus]

[ let him just sit with this for a moment ]

I guess? idk I'm not pretending I know the rules to this

Are you okay?

[soft_shelled]

[What a weird question.]

Yeah?

... oh, I was mutated when I was very young if that's what you're asking after.

[fessus]

Yeah obv that's what I'm asking about, maybe it's old news for you but I'm just hearing about it and it sounds pretty major?

I'm Noctis btw, it feels weird to keep asking personal questions about you without even an intro

[soft_shelled]

I'm sixteen, so yeah been a loooong time for me.

[For how good his memory is, Donnie does not even remember his mutation day.]

Donatello, and it's fine. Make me think of when I first met someone, so it's nice.

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Sixteen? And you're stuck here fighting with everybody?

[ That feels... too young. And it frustrates him. ]

Donatello, got it. [ Nice... it made him feel nice. That makes Noctis feel a little nice too. ]

So someone actually thought you were a kaiju?

[soft_shelled]

Oh saving the world isn't new for me, but they could've at least brought more than just me here? My brothers and I are a team after all.

[Wait until Noctis learns about Donnie's life before ending up here!]

If it's too hard to remember I do answer to Donnie.

And just Godzilla did, probably because he is one.

[fessus]

???

Are there people seriously telling you that Donatello is too hard to remember? Pretty rude tbh

I've got him talking to me now too, he's butchering every emoji he tries to use so tbd on how that goes

How many brothers do you have?

[soft_shelled]

Before I ended up here, my family had just saved the world from aliens.

And no? I mean, that, and I'm more used to hearing it when I'm in trouble.

[At least he didn't say Noctis could call him "Purple".]

Wait until he starts butchering the language.

And three, an older, my twin and a younger.

[fessus]

Oh sorry the question marks were about people messing up your name, I wasn't questioning if you saved the world. I believe you

I've got questions though

[ What a normal, not unhinged at all thing to say. Donatello just seems that trustworthy somehow. ]

You can pick what you want me to call you too

Do they all call you Donnie?

[soft_shelled]

[More like Donnie is a shitty liar so he just, doesn't do what he thinks of as lying. Which obscuring the truth is the same, although he did try one time. But that was to keep the trackers in his family in his family.]

Oh, I don't mind as long as it's like, close to my name? I'm not going to answer to something weird.

And they call me a lot of things, Donnie, Don, Don Ton, Dee, Purple Rain, Number One Mister D, Donald... Father calls me Purple.

[He could go on and on here.]

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[ ... oh my god ]

Number One Mister D

I pick Number One Mister D

[ Any other answer is an incorrect answer. ]

Are you from Earth? Wondering if maybe the aliens you saw were related to the kaiju somehow, #1 Mr. D

[soft_shelled]

[They're teenagers in New York, what do you expect.]

... Okay, Mikey is the only one to call me that. He's my younger brother.

[So KINDA weird.]

I'm from Earth, New York City to be exact. And no, the Krang are nothing like the kaiju.

[fessus]

You listed it, there's consequences to that

[ even though Noctis asked... ]

Is New York City near Tokyo? And you sound pretty confident when you're a mutated human-turtle hybrid, you sure there's no way?

[soft_shelled]

You asked what they called me!

[At least Donnie didn't include what he calls himself... "Daddy" is in there.]

No, New York is about 6,741 miles away in the United States of America.

And I'm very sure. The Krang are intelligent and capable, which doesn't seem to be a common theme with Kaiju?

1/2

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[ Donnie... Donnie, why ]

H/o figuring what that is in km

[ Give him exactly ten seconds. ]