[text] @xXdarkwarriorXx

[fessus]

Who's the worst person you've met here and why? Pref an Outsider but if they've all been cool I'll open it up to whoever

I'm making a list



Bonus: if you guess a number between 1 and 100 and get closest to the one I'm thinking of I've got smth for you

Comments

[zauneyete]

How low you think of me, to think I would spend time watching that for kicks.

[ Well. Given the rest of this post...

Dante can probably start to get that Silco has an intimate knowledge of psychosis, given how... Jinx is reacting to pretty much anything. ]

[followyourstar]

[......]

Okay. Yeah.

Seeing it put out there like that, that... wasn't very fair of me.

[fessus]

Tell me about it

The divine where I'm from have stories going back thousands of years at least but ig only they know the real number

66 million sounds older than the star even

1/2

[fessus]

[ Donnie... Donnie, why ]

H/o figuring what that is in km

[ Give him exactly ten seconds. ]

2/2

[fessus]

Oh so I was way off

[ SO SO FAR OFF ]

Are you sure you're not just saying that about the kaiju bc Godzillas one lol

Some of them seem smart enough?

[fessus]

People from every other world that isn't yours

I've had to adapt to weird things here too, it's not just you. Like w/e chickens and horses are

[ This isn't comparable. And YET– ]

You already know people don't like it so you're just refusing to get it bc you want to

[fessus]

You don't need to be insulted to face truth

That's just how you're wired and what you want to do

[fessus]

Sometimes? It's not like dry hair is good either, I gave you smth to break even

You're welcome btw

plays Taps

[fessus]

For someone who wants to defend her dad you sure want people to badmouth him pretty badly

You already made up your mind before the convo started. I get it. I'd prob do the same thing if I were you

But like I already told you, I don't hate him

[fessus]

Ig that people strong enough to fight kaiju prob have equally strong and bad opinions half the time

Even most of the people I agree with keep saying stupid stuff to me to get on my nerves

[ which is how I bond with them ]

Things must be pretty crazy for you if battling kaiju is a step back

<3 i GOTCHU

[fessus]

[ oh

... oh my god? oh, my god ]

What part of this is harmless?? Seriously?

Was anyone inside that?

YES PLEASE i can throw a plurk add your way to plan later if that's cool!

[fessus]

Yeah it is

[ It's been a lot of work making it usable in any way, shape, or form, and figuring out the food situation is still a work in progress, but... he's finally feeling confident enough in it to agree. ]

Fwiw I hope what you're dealing with gets better

[fessus]

Last question then

Has anyone asked LILITH why they thought it was smart to bring a kaiju to fight kaiju if he's going to spend half his time trying to burn people to death

The main thing I'm getting from even posting this is that we have serious recruitment issues

[zauneyete]

[ For once, his response is not sarcastic, or biting. Which probably says something about the subject huh? ]

You're right. It wasn't.

[fessus]

Yeah that's right, though tbh I don't get why they split us up in the first place. It's not like we don't all end up working together anyway

Are you going to give me a hard time if I ask what a job coach is lol

<3

[harboredfeelings]

[ Dude, chill. It's just Robot Chicken. ]

Well he's harmless compared to me at least.
Honestly? He's cute in an odd way.

Don't worry about the plane. They're expendable.

[ No, that doesn't answer the question. Yes, she's fully aware of it. She's kind of a jerk sometimes. ]

[followyourstar]

[Oh, it definitely does. This is all on them and they know it.]

I'm sorry.

[followyourstar]

Neither do I. I thought it was something to do with specialties, but someone pointed out to me that it has to do with personality types?

Not really. I didn't know what one was when I got here either. Mostly it's just helping people with career goals and that kind of thing.

[fessus]

Don't get me started, it's not the same without a phone tbh

[ My thumb muscles... they weaken by the day... ]

Anyway curiosity sure

Added bonus is that my read on who's been a problem looks like more than just mine, other people have gone through it too

[fessus]

Thanks

[ The gratitude is genuine. As is his relief that his conversational partner feels the same way, because it's one battle he doesn't want to fight right now. ]

Same back to you tbh

Can't say that's got us any closer to becoming sworn rivals or w/e though, we were closer with carrots

lmaoooo

[powderkegs]

Well, yeah. He's still my dad after all. I know you got ye royal wax in your ears, but you keep missing my point.

It's not about the stuff. It's about the severity of the stuff. And that shit's concerning.

We kill monsters. We're here to die and kill monsters. So what happens if my dad is the monster you all see? One mean thing gone too far. One cruel remark too strong.

What happens then?

[fessus]

Sounds like he does, maybe more than one

[ Which to Noctis is undoubtedly a positive. ]

That's him though

You doing okay?

[zauneyete]

[ congratulations dante you've found silco's single redeeming feature: girldad

don't worry though, he's ruining the moment of empathy as fast as he can: ]

Considering how much you like to say you accommodate everyone, I would have thought you a better peacekeeper. Or perhaps I'm just unique. Consider what should be off-limits next time.

[ It's not quite a threat, but... ]

[zauneyete]

Correct.

Because I think it's a foolish request. So I will refuse on those grounds alone.

[intertwinedfates]

mine's shit, but I appreciate the sentiment anyways, heh

[Which is why he's so glad to hear the kid's not stuck with a shitty parental situation. He knows from experience it's not easy.]

yeah, I tried to think of something touchy to get offended over, but I'm kinda drawing a blank

unless you hate cheese too or something. that we can argue over!