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[eyescar]

OKAY.

sukuna is here and i wanna clear some things up!!

this is yuji [ picture attached ]

yuji (me) is:
- good
- has a scar on mouth
- human
- only 2 arms
- not a curse!!!! (i think)

this is sukuna [ picture attached & picture attached ]

sukuna (!!!) is:
- bad
- has 4 arms
- taller
- a curse!!
- sometimes has tattoos if he looks like me!!

we're not the same so please don't confuse us
i don't want my reputation ruined because he's a jerk ok

Comments

[eyescar]

there was a finger
i ate it
swallowed it whole

[rebelsamurai]

YOU'RE A FUCKING CANNIBAL?!

[eyescar]

no?? it wasn't a human finger

[rebelsamurai]

Then what was it?
Listen, I'm just getting used to the idea of there being aliens and kaiju running around.

In my dimension, none of this shit exists.

[eyescar]

it was from a curse
like a monster

[rebelsamurai]

Okay?

...

Oh, I get it now!
You were trying out the monster meat like Laios does.

[eyescar]

uh
no
it wasn't like that

[rebelsamurai]

Oh, okay.
Now I'm curious.

Also, why does everyone know Laios? Is he the resident monster connoisseur?

[eyescar]

i ate it so a curse wouldn't
and then i got powers

and i dunno, is he that famous?

[rebelsamurai]

I don't know about Laios being famous, but he's really into monster meat.

Anyways, so that's why you ate the cursed finger.
Does that also explain why this gonk looks like you?

[eyescar]

oh
gross? i guess?

not that i can talk i suppose

maybe?? i don't really know

[rebelsamurai]

How dangerous is Sukuna?
You said he's a curse monster, right?

Then why is he here on our side? Wouldn't he be considered a kaiju?

[eyescar]

i don't really know how lilith makes those decisions
but i don't think he can kill anyone here

[rebelsamurai]

Neither do I, kid. Neither do I...

That's good, at least. I hear these kaiju are no joke.
I don't have time to watch my 6 while fighting those things.

[eyescar]

yeah the kaiju can be pretty intense
especially the last few

[rebelsamurai]

Where you there during the last battle?

[eyescar]

yeah
i've been here for more than a year now

[rebelsamurai]

Oh shit, really?
Time flies when you’re hunting kaiju, huh?

Do you have a favorite battle?

[eyescar]

uhh the whale one was pretty cool i guess

[rebelsamurai]

Sounds like a whale of a tale.

Were you cosplaying as Captain Ahab for that one?

[eyescar]

what's ahab

[rebelsamurai]

Never read Moby Dick? The story about a murderous whale and a crazy old captain with a peg leg attempting to kill it.

It’s literary classic.

[eyescar]

i have no idea what you're talking about

[rebelsamurai]

…C’mon!
There’s no way you don’t know about the book Moby Dick.

By Herman Mel…Mel something. I think it was Herman Melville. It’s almost as old as Shakespeare.

[eyescar]

what's shakespeare