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[eyescar]

OKAY.

sukuna is here and i wanna clear some things up!!

this is yuji [ picture attached ]

yuji (me) is:
- good
- has a scar on mouth
- human
- only 2 arms
- not a curse!!!! (i think)

this is sukuna [ picture attached & picture attached ]

sukuna (!!!) is:
- bad
- has 4 arms
- taller
- a curse!!
- sometimes has tattoos if he looks like me!!

we're not the same so please don't confuse us
i don't want my reputation ruined because he's a jerk ok

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

how great would it be to slap him with his own hand??

[eyescar]

he has four of them... we could slap him with them all at once

[intertwinedfates]

all from one direction or two from either side so it smooshes his face?

[eyescar]

we should alternate it so he doesn't expect it

[intertwinedfates]

dual-wielding slaps! I love it!

[eyescar]

his face would be so goofy...

[intertwinedfates]

maybe we should try smacking him just for fun

[eyescar]

he'll definitely hit you back

[intertwinedfates]

eh, I'm used to it. it'd be worth it

[eyescar]

we have to take a video

[intertwinedfates]

then we could share it with everybody, get a million hits, and make loads of affiliate cash!!

[eyescar]

sure
you can keep the money though i don't need it

[intertwinedfates]

everybody needs money! that's a fact of life!

[eyescar]

i make enough from the kaju

[intertwinedfates]

you moderate types always make me look bad

[eyescar]

im just a kid you know

[intertwinedfates]

that's no excuse! if anything, kids are worse! they keep growing and need new clothes regularly, they wear out their shoes like they're papier-mache, they get bored easily, and they need constant feeding!

you should be a money black hole!

[eyescar]

oh
sorry?

[intertwinedfates]

try to live a little while you're still young! you'll be old before you know it!

[eyescar]

sure
okay yato-san