[text] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Ah the seasons are changing, and even with the work on Kyoto to do? Donnie is getting restless, and really he needs something more to focus on. Something to keep him busy. So he's going to address the Outsiders with an inquiry.]

So, how many people use guns here? And how many of you don't know how to field or detail dress them?

[Donatello, you need to say why you're asking this.]

What I'm asking is well, I need something to keep my hands busy, so I am offering to do any dressing of guns for anyone who needs it done. Or doesn't want to do it themselves?

Also I've been helping around the current base, that's not exactly enough okay.

Comments

[soft_shelled]

Knock what off? It's true, Big Mama is like... Bigger than Godzilla? And she's tried to kill me and my brothers multiple times.

[He, of course, means how big Godzilla is here. Not Godzilla's normal size.]

And I repeat, doesn't mean you can't get hurt.

[saudadist]

[ Big Mama...she's curious and yet she also doesn't want to ask. ]

I practice gun safety and I go to the range regularly

if you keep doubting me and my skills without actually seeing what I'm capable of
then you're just gonna make me mad

[soft_shelled]

[Learn about the spider business lady, Kaede.]

Again, you can be the safest person ever. Doesn't mean you won't get hurt.

So I'm not doubting anything here, I'm merely stating a fact.

[saudadist]

you said you can't see me handling the kickback then said you didn't want to see me get hurt

like you expected it to happen

sounds like doubt to me

[soft_shelled]

More like being prepared for the worst.

[saudadist]

then get the healing implant and kiss it better when it happens or something idk

[ She's joking but it's probably...not the best...time. ]

[soft_shelled]

What, are you saying you want me to kiss you?

[Jokes are hard over text!]

[saudadist]

[ DAMN HE DOESN'T GET IT, ABORT! ABORT! ]

I was joking

[soft_shelled]

Jokes need to be funny.

[saudadist]

it's called sarcasm

[soft_shelled]

Make up your mind, is it a joke or is it sarcasm?

[saudadist]

do you want to clean the damn guns or not?

[soft_shelled]

Not if you're going to be cranky about it.

[saudadist]

you're the reason I'm cranky!!

[soft_shelled]

I haven't done anything?!

[saudadist]

[ deep breath, air hissing through her teeth ]

UGH fine I'll do it myself then

geez

[soft_shelled]

Considering, you weren't even offering in the first place???

[Like, make up your mind, Kaede.]

[saudadist]

I responded to your post, where you are asking about cleaning guns

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, by saying you have eight guns. Not "Hey, I have eight guns that I could use some help cleaning".

[saudadist]

[ Is this a bit? It's a bit. It has to be. It's gotta be a bit. ]

...are you fucking with me?

[soft_shelled]

[It's autism, Lucy.]

No?

[saudadist]

[ She should know better, and yet... ]

it was a way of saying I have plenty you could fidget with if you're bored

[soft_shelled]

Oh, well.

It's less boredom and more... I get restless around spring.

[saudadist]

[ Does he have allergies? That's her best guess right off the bat. It doesn't even occur to her that a mutant might also go through uh...nature calling. ]

oh

well like I said
if you need something to take apart and fix and take apart again, I've got plenty of guns

[soft_shelled]

[Sweet summer Kaede.]

... thanks, I'll keep it in mind.