[text] @goddess of death

[queenofkur]

[ Following this exchange, the goddess posts this on the network: ]

Greetings everyone (edit: except Silco).

I come to ask for your shared wisdom following a disagreement I have had with one of our peers, Bakugō Katsuki. I am of the opinion that his unusual vocabulary, his aggressive predisposition and his unstable temper are a detriment to his social life. I have personally experienced difficulties communicating properly with him, seeing how all conversations quickly devolve into a purposeless rain of insulting words before any progress can be made.

When I said as much, he suggested the problem comes from myself. He accuses me of taking his words too literally and of behaving in too much of a maternal manner towards him. I admit it is a possibility we simply don't see eye to eye - however, I doubt his temper, poor choice of words and aggressiveness are limited to our interactions.

This is why I am asking for your wisdom and opinion, especially those familiar with Bakugo to - hopefully - help him see reason.

Thank you kindly!

-- Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr

Comments

[harboredfeelings]

Consequences for trying to look after a complete lost cause?
Seems a little harsh.

[blastedass]

What the hell did she think I needed looking after for? I haven't failed in any of my missions here, dammit!

[Even with his attitude, aggression, and other things she has issue with, he's got a killer results record on his "job" in this place!]

[harboredfeelings]

I imagine she's more concerned over the fact you fail at being someone who lives decently.
Which she isn't wrong about, but trying to fix someone like you is pretty hopeless.

[blastedass]

I LIVE MORE THAN FUCKING DECENTLY!!

[His room is neat and cared for (well, not now), his budget is steady, his meals are healthy, his health is top notch, his life is on track!]

What the hell is your definition of "decent"?!

[harboredfeelings]

Not being a socially inept little mutt that's constantly barking his head off, mainly.

Although an expanded vocabulary would be a decent start. Little steps go a long way.

[blastedass]

You'd rather I be a snarky pessimistic bitch who's always putting people down for living?

I'm not wasting my brain cells on fancy ass insults.

[harboredfeelings]

I'd rather you be at least somewhat bearable.

Wait.




You have more than one brain cell? That doesn't seem accurate.

[blastedass]

You're one to talk.

Check your fucking radar again. Must be a bug or outdated system.

[harboredfeelings]

I could do this all day with you. Really, honestly I could. But I'll save us both some time and put this in terms you can understand.

Give her a break for trying to help your dumb ass or I'll cut off one of your limbs.

[blastedass]

I'll use your fucking head as a replacement, armory and all.

No one asked her to post this shit and get her ass kicked.

[harboredfeelings]

I'd like to see you try.

There's this funny thing some people do where they'll try to help others without being asked, even if it's idiotic. I won't argue against the fact this was a poor idea on her part.

You're pretty much a lost cause to begin with, why waste the time?

[blastedass]

Try for my arm and I will, Shit Ship.

She's not you. She can make her own stupid decisions.

No shit. I'm not changing myself for someone's damn preferences!

[Maybe that is a lost cause, but it's also staying true to yourself.]

[harboredfeelings]

Fair enough.

You'll be a young martyr before too long, don't worry your fluffy little head too much over changing.

[blastedass]

I'm not gonna be a fucking martyr. I'm gonna be a hero even when I'm old and gray!