[text] @goddess of death

[queenofkur]

[ Following this exchange, the goddess posts this on the network: ]

Greetings everyone (edit: except Silco).

I come to ask for your shared wisdom following a disagreement I have had with one of our peers, Bakugō Katsuki. I am of the opinion that his unusual vocabulary, his aggressive predisposition and his unstable temper are a detriment to his social life. I have personally experienced difficulties communicating properly with him, seeing how all conversations quickly devolve into a purposeless rain of insulting words before any progress can be made.

When I said as much, he suggested the problem comes from myself. He accuses me of taking his words too literally and of behaving in too much of a maternal manner towards him. I admit it is a possibility we simply don't see eye to eye - however, I doubt his temper, poor choice of words and aggressiveness are limited to our interactions.

This is why I am asking for your wisdom and opinion, especially those familiar with Bakugo to - hopefully - help him see reason.

Thank you kindly!

-- Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr

Comments

[nutkick]

okay.
dinner cancelled 🍽️

[ go back to fighting, babe. 😩 ]

[blastedass]

i'm not cancelling dinner, dammit!

[he'll be done with this in half an hour, tops!]

[nutkick]

i meant with our guest.

[ as if he will cancel his own dinner. hell nah. ]

[blastedass]

[ ... ... ... goddammit!]

you already invited her, didn't you.

[nutkick]

it’s my fault.
you’re allowed to be upset.

maybe when things calm down …

[blastedass]

[ ... ... ... ]

she better come with a damn appetite.

[nutkick]

[ and people dare to say bakugou is mean! ]

she will!
fuck yeah. our first hosting experience!

[ everlight buddies don't count .... ]

[blastedass]

[he is mean. but not horrible?]

haa?! hosting?!
we're in a fucking bunker!

[nutkick]

[ you mean ... a cute tsun. ]

it's still hosting! our first hosting adventure.
it's like in the movies where you gotta ... i don't know ... clean the place, make it look kinda fancy, dress nice ...

[blastedass]

[WHAT'D YOU CALL HIM?!]

it's just dinner someone's crashing!
HELL NO!! I'M NOT DRESSING UP!!

[nutkick]

[ 🌹💋 ]

that's fine.
i'll super duper dress up for both of us.
she will be blinded ✨✨✨

[blastedass]

she'll be embarrassed if she shows up casual and you're dressed in a fucking suit.

[nutkick]

she will be embarrassed or you?

[blastedass]

why the hell would i be?!

[nutkick]

because this will be me: 🕺
and this will be you: 🧍‍♂️

[blastedass]

you wanna dress up, go for it.
i'm cooking; you play host.

[nutkick]

deal.

[blastedass]

we're eating out in the courtyard.

[nutkick]

mhmm. good.
as for drinks, what should i get?

[blastedass]

tea or juice. she's a goddess. probably sits around chugging wine all day back home.

[nutkick]

tea might be a more fancy, safe option.
i won't recommend getting wine. i don't trust myself.

[ there is a time and place for foolish behavior, and it won't be during his first hosting duties. ]

try not to fight her, ok?

[blastedass]

you're not old enough to have wine anyways.

[mr. responsible. he's not asking for some fancy ass tea ceremony either. dinner as normal, with someone crashing impromptu!]

if she doesn't piss me off, i won't!

[nutkick]

[ he can argue about how his life is basically over once he leaves this city, and he plans to experience everything under the sun when he has the luxury of money and freedom ...... buuuuuut, he won't. a chat for another time, babe. ]

i appreciate it.
try not to fight everyone for too long. i'll leave you to it, unless you want me to defend you ♥

[blastedass]

[and like normal, bakugou would argue denji's life not being over when he leaves. but that's not a discussing they need to have when they have a guest coming over for dinner.

look, if denji wants to drink, bakugou's not gonna slap it out of his hand. he certainly won't kiss him with beer all over his breath though...]

WHAT?! i don't fight everyone! they pick fights with me!

[sure. 100% what happens all the time.]

[nutkick]

[ espically when the guest is the goddess of death, yes. gotta keep the gloompy conversations for another time.

you shouldn't kiss anyone who's drunk, kacchan. it's a dangerous gamble. ]

i literally just typed your name and i can feel the tiny explosions on my face through the text 💥💥💥💥💥