▶ DAMAGE REPORT⣿ Neo Tokyo Base

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[ On the 25th of February, SYNTHIA sends a message to all of the Outsiders: ]

Greetings, Angels of LILITH. I have received a GENERAL REPORT from COMMANDER SHIRO and CAPTAIN YAMAKAWA. Please read it carefully.

Please read it carefully.
Please read it carefu█ █ ly.

█ █ █ STATUS REPORT. . . . . LOADING. . ⣿ . .

THIRD FLOOR: MOSTLY INTACT, MINIMAL DAMAGE. AN ESTIMATED AMOUNT OF 3.8% DAMAGE DONE. This includes the DISPATCH AREA, RENOVATED LIBRARY, SPA AREA and GREENHOUSE. Interesting$#^ reactions between RIFT ENERGY and PLANTS in the GREENHOUSE have been observed, causing DECAY of certain artificial PLANTS, but the decay is minimal. The WATER in the GREENHOUSE is reported to be CONTAMINATED and is not safe for consumption or touch.

SECOND FLOOR: DAMAGED MODERATELY. AN ESTIMATED AMOUNT OF 29.3% OF DAMAGE DONE. This includes the RECREATIONAL AREA, POD CHAMBEr̵̳̣̠̺͛̄͊̋̈͝, MEDICAL BAY, CAFETERIA, HOUSING WINGS, LOCKER RooMS, PHOTO WALL. The RECREATIONAL AREA is deemed NONOPERATIONAL. The POD CHAMBER is deemed ⣿⣿NONOPERATIONA⣿⣿L. The MEDICAL BAY is deemed NONOPERATIONAL. The CAFETERIA is OPERATIONAL, but UNSAFE due to toxins found in various food and ingredients. Various living quarters have received damage, please read below:

[ Here, a list of damaged rooms from all four wings is placed. Please determine if you would like your living area damaged or not and add it to the header comment below. It is completely up to you if you would like your room damaged or items missing / irretrievable. If you would like your room completely fine, there is no need to add it to the list! ]

The PHOTO WALL is miraculously intact and OPERATIONAL with minor cosmetic wear.

FIRST FLOOR: SEVERELY DAMAGED. AN ESTIMATED AMOUNT OF 69.0% DAMAGE DONE. This includes the SIMULATION ARENA, STORAGE, RESEARCH LAB, ADMIN CƠ̴̊̋̌̚͠NTROL CENTE̶̔̔R̴͑̏̀̿̑̈́̌͝. The SIMULATION ARENA & RESEARCH LAB are deemed NONOPERATIONAL and as they were closest to the blast, receiving most of the destruction. Most important files and operations in the ADMIN CONTROL CENTER have received min█mal damage with certain machinery requiring repairs.

The count of LILITH CREW reported injured is 57. At this time, the death report is at 0 as most of the crew evacuated to safety before the blast.%

We are happy to announce that the ORPHANAGE on the outskirts of the base has only received minimal damage on the outside of the building. Nobody was injured.

The explosion was caused by the IMUGI breaching our A.T. FIELD barrier and using the rift energy harnessed in its offspring. This behavior has never been witnessed by LILITH's team before, and neither have we ever had a kaiju penetrate through the barrier and the base itself.

[ It looks like maybe SYNTHIA has experienced some damage herself. This is a damage report and is not available for any replies, but Outsiders may use this network post to discuss among themselves if they would like.

Any threads and comments in this network post are worth 1 Point towards February AC. ]

Comments

@Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight

[blastedass]

exploitation god

[intertwinedfates]

it's not exploitation! it's

opportunist!

[Like that's really all that different.]

[blastedass]

heathen price gouging god

[Now he's just having fun with it.]

[intertwinedfates]

hey! I haven't even listed my rates yet!

[Falling for the teasing? You better believe it.]

[blastedass]

five yen

[What a guess.]

[intertwinedfates]

[Well, that's fair.]

damn, you're good...

[It's not like he was planning on ripping people off in their time of need.]

[blastedass]

hilarious.

[He knows he wouldn't. Yato has negatives, but a straight up exploiting thief isn't one of them. Otherwise he'd go around causing problems to then get people to pay him to fix...]

how'd your room come out?

[intertwinedfates]

hehe~

[Thankfully he's not that much of an opportunistic creep. Hell, he'll probably help out if someone asks; it just feels weird not to charge his usual five yen or kryptos for a job.]

some of the roof came down and busted up my little shrine a bit, but otherwise everything was pretty okay. how about yours? anything you need a hand with?

[blastedass]

[Didn't think so. But Yato better suck up that weird feeling. It can't be worse than asking someone to pay him to help save their kitten stuck under the rubble after they already had to watch the fucking dragon demolish what was "home" for months now.

Feel like a heel yet, Bakami?]

similar. the roof and wall collapsed on my bed and totaled the fucking thing. almost everything else is fine.

[intertwinedfates]

[At least with kitten he could ask for payment in cuddles or kitten kisses. He sure wouldn't sit around while an innocent animal is trapped and suffering.

So yeah, he feels a touch like a heel.]

ah, that's not too bad, then. I'm sure they have extra beds to spare. and if not there's bound to be someone you can share with~

[Teasing him? Damn right. He knows Katsuki cared for the hatchlings and is probably feeling the loss heavily right now. So the best way to distract is a little banter, right?]

[blastedass]

[That's doable. Katsuki would've ripped him a new one for charging someone in front of him, but likely not gonna happen now. Yato's safe.]

I'm not worried about the damn bed; I've slept on worse.

Tch, if i want to, I've got options. Not with you, Mr. Almost Wed.

[intertwinedfates]

[A good scolding now and then keeps the god humble! Though Katsuki's scoldings are pretty frightening, like on the level of Hiyori's...]

heh, I bet you have [Is that a jab or a joke? So hard to tell.]

awww, you're no fun! we could make it a threesome, with you as the middle!

[Okay, now he's definitely kidding. Even if such a sight would be hilarious. Smothering Katsuki in happy happy good feels would probably make the kid balk.]

[blastedass]

[It'd be pretty fucking scary if you got a scolding leaving half a body dangling out of a smoking crater in the wall for being a stupid dunce head.]

you're not one to talk.

[trash can dweller.]

your wife's gonna murder you.

[and his boyfriend would kill him. two killers and that's WITHOUT katsuki getting involved.

... maybe it will be a threesome. a threesome murder. yes.]

[intertwinedfates]

[That wouldn't be anything too new with regards to Yato, that's for sure.]

heheh true!

[A fact he doesn't deny. Proud idiot god.]

probably one day, when I piss her off too much, yeah

[Frankly, it's a small wonder he hasn't been massacred yet for all his stupid antics. His undoing with be a Murder On the Orient Express job: everyone did it.]

[blastedass]

[On the one hand, impressive. On the other hand, that's really pathetic.]

and you think inviting another guy into bed's not "too much"?

[He's mostly taunting him now, even if there's a part of him wondering just how far Yato's tried Hiyori's patience. This girl must have an infinite reserve if she's dating Yato this long. Damn.]

[intertwinedfates]

[Pathetic and Yato go hand in hand often enough that they're good friends, it must be said.]

not for a cuddle! if you're ever feeling unloved or lonely, Hiyori an' me make for a good cheer up team

[It's true she has the patience of a saint to put up with his antics and silly banter. Although it helps to know that half the time he's just messing around for fun and would never do anything to hurt her or anyone else. At least not intentionally.]

[blastedass]

[Bakugo occasionally wonders how much of that pathetic is Yato's choice and how much is life throwing him lemons. Even gods can't be lucky all the time.]

why don't you just say we can go out for lunch, bakami...

[Ugh, he had to go putting things in skeevy ways and then rebound when he's called out on them.]

[intertwinedfates]

[Mostly it's that life gave him a lemon of a father, one who likes to make him miserable and shackle him, sometimes almost literally. Here, away from the man, he's not so unlucky. But it's a matter of learning to work with his newfound freedom that's tough.]

that'd be too easy?

[In other words, not half as much fun. Though his idea of "fun" does tend to be questionable at times...]

[blastedass]

[That's more lemons from life, simply thrown by his father, who's a big ass lemon from life. At least the bastard's not in this world and Yato doesn't have to deal with him now. Even if getting used to that reality's going to be trying.]

you're gonna die next time we meet.

[Deliberately antagonizing him. Does he think that's a safe game to play?!]

[intertwinedfates]

[Small steps towards independence and acting like his own person, one who's free to actually live and hold down a job without worrying about his dad interfering or hurting those he gets close to.]

hehe nothing new there~ at least try to keep it from being too gruesome

[Nope. He knows it's a dangerous one; that's half the appeal of it!]

[blastedass]

[No wonder Yato job hopped if he's always expecting something to go wrong and get him fired or the place blown up. It's habit by now. Something to learn and try to break.]

i'll splatter you across the wall.

[Definitely not gruesome.]

[intertwinedfates]

[Yeah, either his dad interfered or humans forgot about him or his shinki quit on him... It was always something. The fact none of those are the case here takes some getting used to.]

modern art! be sure to frame me and put up a label so everyone knows it's a godly mess, okay?

[As long as Hiyori doesn't see, it'll be fine. ...probably.]

[blastedass]

[How to be a Normal Happy God 101. The book Yato has never had the chance to read.]

you've got a fucking answer to everything!

[That rapier wit would be more impressive if it wasn't aimed at him so much!]

[intertwinedfates]

[A book that he could definitely benefit from, that's for damn sure. Especially the 'Normal' part...]

of course! I'm an ancient and wise god~!

[Load of baloney, there. He's just a smart ass, plain and simple. Something Katsuki brings out the best of at times.]

[blastedass]

[At least Yato can somewhat be normal.]

and yet you look young and act stupid.

[He's gonna put a damn cork in his mouth at some point.]