@durante; text

[followyourstar]

This is a dumb question, but I can't take this anymore. I have to ask.

What's with all of these weird craft videos online and why are they like that? Is this some sort of satire I don't get because I haven't been here long enough? Who is this for?

I mean, baking an entire multi-colored cake only to cut a slice and freeze it in resin... That's got to be some kind of joke I'm not getting, right?


[Guess who somehow managed to end up in a horrible clickbait rabbit hole at 3 AM?]

Comments

text; @curse

[gimu]

who would do such a thing to a perfectly good cake?

[followyourstar]

Beats me. It seemed kind of wasteful... It's just going to rot in there and ruin whatever it was put in, isn't it?

[gimu]

gross.
it could have been eaten.
how could that happen?

[followyourstar]

[Wow, this guy's really put out about this]

They only showed one slice...
Maybe the rest was eaten?

[They doubt it, given the crimes that were done to that one slice, but that's not what this guy needs to hear right now.]

[gimu]

[ desserts, as choso has discovered, is one of humanity’s greatest achievements, and the only one really worth mentioning in his strange eyes. ]

give me the name of the creator.
i will have a talk with them about food waste.
just a talk.
a little talk.

[followyourstar]

[uh oh]

Yeah, I don't think I'm going to do that.
I saw other videos with different people each time, so it might not even be one person.

[gimu]

i see.
it is endemic.
how unfortunate.
i will be very busy then.

[followyourstar]

[UH OH.

Time to change course!]

So I take it you're a big fan of desserts then?

[gimu]

yes.
they are, in fact, delicious, and hard to come by around here.
but there is a golden ball man recently arrived who is willing to make such things.

[followyourstar]

I think autocorrect may have gotten to you near the end.
A what man?

[gimu]

an ssr golden ball man butler

[ is the algorithm come for you here too, dante? is this another bot? ]

1/2

[followyourstar]

2/2

[followyourstar]

You've lost me.

[gimu]

no? you’re right here.
you seem to need some extra help.

[followyourstar]

Okay.
Um.
Let me rephrase that: what is "an ssr golden ball man butler?"

[And are they losing their mind???]

[gimu]

[ oh. ]

the new guy.
Sebastian Mick-something.
he has offered to cook many things.

[followyourstar]

Oh! That guy.

I kind of skimmed over the post since I can't eat and don't have much to clean yet, but... I don't remember there being anything about golden balls or "ssr."

1/2

[gimu]

that weird red guy said he was a rare ssr, like from the gacha games.

[ the mysteries only continue with this one. ]

[gimu]

[ … eh, wait. ]

what do you mean you do not eat?

[followyourstar]

"Gacha games?"

I don't have a mouth, so I can't eat. Prosthetic head. I'm... pretty easy to spot.

[gimu]

surprise ball machines containing items of varying degrees of rarity.

i did not know heads could be replaced. how do you see? what happened to the first one?

[followyourstar]

Oh, those. I've seen a few of them around, but never tried them.

As for the other questions, I don't really have an answer for those...

[gimu]

can you take it off?

[followyourstar]

I'd prefer not to???

[gimu]

whats inside