Text; @Goldilocks

[likemybooks]

[There's no time for Taryon to lie on the floor and wonder what his connection to everyone on the base prior to his death and resurrection was. There's a lot he doesn't know, but what he's always excelled at was understanding strange contraptions. The past few days, Taryon has been looking over every object stored in his room (and thank the gods that he takes good notes on what he builds, or else he would have no clue what he enchanted into the roombas), to a degree of success.

Because there sure are a lot of figurines, posters of gatcha characters, and LILITH-provided goodies that he can't piece together without a story attached to them.]

I need some help figuring out what these are.

[He attaches a photo of an arrangement of various weapons, sentimental objects, and future tech on his bedroom floor. On the corner is a roomba that had been wandering about and ended up withing the camera's view.

Would anyone be available to help me sort all this?

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@moneybags

[lovebombing]

Fam I will absolutely help but






Why do you have so many Roombas

[likemybooks]

I think I used them in fights.

But they're kind of adorable.

[lovebombing]

In FIGHTS?

They're not made for that! They're little vacuum robots

You usually only need one

[likemybooks]

Yes, that's what the little blond boy told me.

There are some runes on it so the past me did think this through.

[lovebombing]

If you duct-taped a knife to them. Maybe

Runes? What runes?

[likemybooks]

No? They can barely stab anything.

I infuse magic into equipment, and since these have runes drawn into them, their echantment is permanent. So they listen to whatever I tell them to do and deliver spells.

It's pretty cool.

[lovebombing]

That does sound pretty cool! Wow!




But you should also add knives

[likemybooks]

I would not trust these beings with sharp weaponry. It wouls be like giving a hamster a rapier.

[lovebombing]

That is EXACTLY why you should give them knives

[likemybooks]

If they get hurt I will be incredibly upset. They're too sweet and innocent for such violence.

[lovebombing]

Those dears need to learn the art of self-defense! It's a rough world out there!

[likemybooks]

Is it so bad that criminals and kaiju smugglers will try to kill a small, harmless roomba?

[lovebombing]

As I said


It's a rough world out there


Maybe they'll try to fleece it for cash. Or hack it!

[likemybooks]

I doubt the veracity of your claims.

[lovebombing]

I will come attack your roombas for you to prove a point!

[likemybooks]

And I will defend them with my life.